Queen Bee

I hate Broccoli

I hate broccoli. I know some of you are going to say, "You don't hate broccoli, you just dislike it." I'm being serious! I hate broccoli. Ever since I was a little kid I hated broccoli. My mom tells me that broccoli is known as the best food in the country of  Missouri. I told my mom I don't believe Missouri's a real place. She just said I'm being stupid but I'm the smartest person she knows. 

I go to Sunny Hills High School. I see myself as the popular girl. A Queen Bee. When I walk down that hall there is background music playing.  Not like classical background music, but some cool music, with my own lyrics...

I'm a cool kid
Yeah I'm a cool kid
I'm a cool kid is do you do do do
I am so cool

I'm pretty good at writing songs if I do say so myself. Everyone loves me and if they don't they'll get it. 

*Texts best friend, Ashley*

Ashley : Hey.

Me: Hey. I'm so bored and my mom wants me to eat broccoli.. ew!!!

Ashley: Broccoli? Really? Ew. Hey, we should go over to Jessica's house.

Me: Yes, yes, YES!

Ashley: By the way, go to the kitchen. The beans are sitting there. Go eat those instead!!

Me: UGH FINE! WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A SCENE! YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY BEANS IN MY KITCHEN, SO YOU CAN GO WALK OVER HERE AND LOOK FOR THE BEANS YOURSELF!!!

Ashley: You realize that everyone wants to steal your beans...

Me: Wait, what?????

Ashley: They are going to make you eat broccoli, too....

Me: WHAT NO! THEY CANT!

Ashley: EVERYONE WILL MAKE YOU SO LIVE WITH IT! 

Me: UGH FINE.

Ashley: SHIRLEY  IS GOING TO SAFEWAY TODAY.

Me: Oh, okay.

Ashley has been acting really weird lately... it's interesting. She acts like she's more popular than me, WHICH SHE'S NOT! I'm obviously the most amazing human being.

I have to go to Tris's party tonight. She's so weird. Probably invited all the weirdos and the ONLY reason I'm going is because my mother thought we're friends. UGH! Parents.