Once there was a moose named Sam Sam was an emo moose. Emo moose was friends a spider named charlie, charlie would always say "moose why you so emo." and emo moose would respond "i have daddy issues." emo moose had a brother named dnae, dnae was a hipster squirrel. emo moose didn't talk to hipster squirrel because dnae referred to emo moose as "danisnotonfire." charlie deiced you know what moose and squirrel need to friends so she murdered them both.
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