You’ve know that Taecyeon has never liked couple shirts, but you figured, if you bought them, he’d wear there, but you were wrong.
“Oppaaaaaa, just wear it, please?”
“No, I told you, couple shirts are tacky and I don’t like them.”
“But they were it all the time in Korea!”
“We’re in Philly right now, I don’t go back till another week. So let’s just be American, right now.”
“I guess sex isn’t something important to you.”
“Well.. Eh.. I got my lotion!” screamed your Oppa.
Taecyeon put his Xbox headphones over his ears and began playing video games.
“Oh, so he rather not have sex?”
You grabbed your phone and called your best friend Mickey.
“Mickey, we need to go shopping. Now.”
“You? Want to go shopping?”
“Yeah. And bring you Victoria Secret’s card.”
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“I want this, and this and this.”
Mickey slipped a number of different lotions and perfumes into his shopping bag.
“Why do you need all this?”
“Hey, don’t judge me for wanting to smell good! But now, we have to find you a banging bra to left those C to DD”
“Are you saying I have saggy boobs?”
“No no no! You just don’t expose them! Honey, if I had a body like you, I’d become a nudist.”
Mickey took you all around Victoria Secret’s picking up scented lotions, and perfume.
“Okay, now for a thong.”
“A what?”
“How the hell do you not know what a thong is?”
Mickey looked up on the rack and saw it. The Bombshell Bra.
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“Are you done yet?” yelled Mickey
“You know, I don’t think this is going to work, how am I gonna fit my ass into this uhh thong?”
“Honey, its one size fits all, trust me.”
Mickey’s loud talking attractive one of the sales associates.
“I’m sorry, but we don’t allow men in the back changing area.”
“Oh no. My friend is trying on her first lace bra and panty set, The Bombshell Bra to be exact. She’s trying to seduce her boyfriend into wearing a couple tee.”
“It’s that a little too much just for a tee shirt?”
“Yeah but, dreamed of couple shirts ever since she was little and there’s other things too.”
You opened the changing room door to reveal the underwear set.
“You look hot! You make me wanna turn straight!” exclaimed Mickey
“You have amazing curves! How did you get it?”
“Oh, Taec and I work out together and I bought this DVD call Brazilian Butt Workout and I use it every morning so.. Can I put my clothes back on?”
“Yeah, but leave those under your clothes, if you take them off, you’ll never put them back on.”
