If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? because you're Cu-Te
Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're sodium fine.
Oh, you like science? Cause I got my ion you.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you have a NiCe AsS
Hey bby, will a little bit more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Didn't you know the chemists do it periodically on the table?
I bet your like calcium bicarbonate- if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!!!
Are you made with Flourine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you're F-I-Ne
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water.
Do you have 19 protons? 'Cause I need more potASSium
I'm more attracted to you than Fluorine is attracted to an electron
If you were oxygen then I would be an Alkali metal so I could get in you and explode.
We stick together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photo system: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix into my beta barrel?
Are you an alpha carbon? Cause you look susceptible to a backside attack.
Wanna extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermo dynamics- your supposed to share some of your hotness with me.
Everyone knows it's not the sized of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about you and me go back to my place and form a covalent bond.
MY hypothalamus must be secreting some serotonin because I want you, bby!!!
Wow I can post more later skaters
