This is so wrong

Chapter 6

"Claire."

"Yeah, Accelerator?"

"He's not into dudes."

"We've been over this, yeah? Give him--", Claire was interrupted.

"No!! I don't wanna hear that bullshit!! I freaked him out. He barely talked to me when I tried to walk with him to school!!", Accelerator yelled. The bystanders dispersed, acting as if nothing happened. Claire leaned back against the wall, and sighed.

"Accel--"

"Fuck. You. Claire.", Accelerator growled, and threw a chair, almost hitting a small bundle of female students. They squealed and ran as the chair made a large dent in the floor. Claire chewed her thumbnail as she watched Accelerator leave.

Touma sighed as he walked to his classroom.

"God I fucked up... why am I such an idiot?", he thought. Touma shook excess water from his umbrella, when suddenly, he heard a loud crash from inside one of the unused classrooms. He sighed, again.

"Either it's Claire having an anxiety attack, or Accelerator...", he mumbled, "Garenimaaa... wait, that's wrong...". The black haired teen walked into the room just in time to get hit in the face with a textbook.

"Bahh-!! The fuck are you doing here?", Accelerator asked, angrily.

"Having a nosebleed at the moment, what about you?", Touma joked. Accelerator gritted his teeth. Touma sweated nervously, and closed the door behind him.

"Seriously, Accelerator, what's wrong?", Touma asked. Accelerator punched the wall, creating a large hole in it.

"I should've never listened to Claire."

"Say again?"

"Claire's been giving me ideas... ideas on how to... 'sweep you off your feet with these ancient romance techniques'.", Accelerator explained. Touma groaned and massaged his forehead.

"That's why you've been doing all this stuff. Why on Earth would you listen to Claire, of all people?", Touma asked.

"How the fuck should I know?! She was my only resort... I've never liked anybody like this...", Accelerator said. Touma stared at him, his smokey blue eyes blinking slowly.

"What does it matter anyways? You're not into dudes, right? Maybe some other chick will like you... just go away.", the white haired Esper demanded.

"Accelerator--"

"I said go the fuck away."

Touma took three large steps towards Accelerator, and tried to hug him. This resulted in him getting pushed to the floor, but he managed to grab a hold of Accelerator's black and white t-shirt by some miracle. The pale teen landed on top of Touma. After a couple seconds of silence, Touma wrapped his arms around Accelerator.

"... I'm straight...", Touma mumbled.

"No fucking shit. Why are you hugging me, then?"

"... I... think... I'm straight?", Touma asked. No, there was no "think". Touma knew he was 100% into girls... okay, that... was sorta a lie. This Kamijou Touma would like to apologize for that.

"... This is wrong...", Touma remarked.

"Then why are you doing this? Are you just trying to play some sick game?", Accelerator asked, frowning angrily.

"No, no... I mean... it's wrong, but it feels... right... somehow.", Touma replied.

"... That was the cheesiest thing I've ever fuckin' heard."

"Just shut up, will you?"

"Make me, Kamijou."

Touma tilted Accelerator's chin up, his face turning red at a steady pace, Accelerator's pale skin mimicking Touma's. The charcol haired boy leaned forward, and placed a soft, and somewhat newbie-ish kiss onto Accelerator's lips. The level 5 closed his bright red eyes, and kissed him back.

"You suck at kissing."

"Shut up, will you?!"

"I'm just saying."

"Fukou da..."

I finally finished it after procrastinating the fuck out of it. I hope you guys enjoyed this... thing.