Naruto Rant Book of Randomness

Sakura Rant

Kitty: So obviously this has to be the first rant, since those of you who've read my rant book on my account know that I hate Sakura. And Skyla...well, neither one of us is a fan of Pinkie, from what I can tell. Anyway, let the rant begin!

Okay, seriously, Sakura is literally a horrible character. Like, she has so little character development. She's still obsessed with Sasuke even after he tries to kill her like five hundred times! Like, she forgives him for everything when he flicks her forehead (that's Itachi-san's move, Sasuke!) and says 'sorry'? What?

And, you know, I have a massive grudge against Sakura for how she treated Ino. Ino did a lot for her. INO protected Sakura from bullies. INO let Sakura have her spotlight and tried hard to keep her jealousy internalized. And Sakura repaid her by ditching her for Sasuke, just because Ino liked Sasuke too?

Like, what? Who raised you, girl?

And then there's her idea that Naruto only wants to save Sasuke for her. Like, is she unaware of what friendship is?

Oh, wait, she ditched Ino for Sasuke. 😤

Anyway, how much of a selfish, obsessed jerk do you have to be to assume that Naruto wants to save his BEST FRIEND for YOUR sorry pink forehead?!

Skyla: Unfortunately  have to say I hate Sakura almost as much as Kitty. (I have to be the voice of reason) Sakura has so little to offer to, well, anything. She was pretty much just a character to show the fangirls how to act. She seems to be just an exposition character. SHE HAS NO PLACE IN THIS STORY! From what I can tell she only wants Sasuke to come back to her, and the reason she likes him is because he acts so distant..... and the hair.

Ok so besides the fact that she is a pretty knowledgeable person who we can all use as comic relief be asking the question: 'why are you here'? Wait! An answer comes to mind! She is a medic who can heal all the non-important-never-going-to-be-seen-again people! I mean, really, when has she done something that affected anything that was important? When she does something that effects the plot in the future and people can know that she is not just a meat shield I will except defeat. But that's never going to happen.

Kitty: Especially since Naruto's over now...