Kitty: Okay, okay. So I was reading about Rock Lee so I could write a fight scene with him in it, and I saw that A.) that kid in the epilogue IS his son, and B.) the kid's name is Metal Lee!
Like, what's the next one gonna be? Titanium Lee? And then Diamond Lee?
Also, who is this kid's mother? We all know it ain't Tenten (I ship NejiTen. Deal with it, haters)!
And then I realized that Rock Lee is special. Rock Lee reproduces asexually. So he was like, walking down the street one day and BAM, mitosis occurred! and Metal Lee was born. That's why he looks exactly like Lee and has no mother that I can tell.
Unless it's Sakura, and cause she's a jerk she left him with the baby and married Sasuke, even though Sasuke was having an affair with Karin, whom he really loves.
Yes, I also ship SasuKarin and SakuLee/LeeSaku.
But Rock Lee's parents aren't really ever shown, either, are they? And he looks exactly like Guy. So...Might Guy is actually Lee's father and he also reproduces through mitosis! He's not Might Guy, he's Mightosis Guy!!!!!
Skyla, anything to add?
Well going off of Naruto's millions of unanswered questions we can assume that they just needed some pathetic characters to have fun with through the show. While I find the idea interesting I think not. I ship Sakura with nothing because nothing could possibly deal with her for the rest of their life/existence.
About the mitosis theory I'm fine with it because as you stated there are no confirmed parents. While almost every other character in this entire series has a family either showed or mentioned Lee does not.
Wait if it goes Rock - Metal right? The next one will be either steel or Aggron. Wait this is all impossible! Naruto completely murdered science in like every episode. So nice try but science doesn't appliy to Naruto. Well I'm done for now anything you need to add?
Kitty~ just that Rock Lee does have a wife. She simply hasn't been created yet. And it's not Tenten thank Jashin!
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SonstigesKitty and Skyla rant and debate about Naruto things.