Trading Places

Chapter 8~ Lord Help Me...

Hey Hey Hey!!! It's faaaaaat Albert. *Fat Albert voice* And I'm gonna sing a song for you. *points to you* Yeah.... Not really... Okay so what's up guys? Have you missed me?! :D No you didn't you're probably cursing me out at the moment for not updating any stories. Well I'm sorry, did you realize some people have lives outside of Wattpad? I'm kidding but still I'll update the other stories. I'm working on all of the stories as we speak sort of... Erm not really... ._. I don't know but guys please comment. :( I miss your comments. Don't make me give you the puppy eyes. Well.... If you guys don't comment. ( ._.) Eh it's cool. *shrugs* But seriously this update is waaaaaay over due. Please don't kill me.. And I've read over the story, sugar honey iced tea I got so many errors. I'll have to go correct all of them. Oh yeah warning, there's gonna be a whole load of cursing.... Anyways enjoy the story dudes.. ;).------>

 (Unknown Locationon Uncharted Island 3:10 A.M.; *Craig's P.O.V.*)

Wait, what does he mean he was a test subject?

Me: Wait, dude what do you mean you were a test subject?

He gave me a glare and unlocked the cell next to mine. 

Chresanto: I mean what I mean. I was a test subject, the end. Now c'mon we're getting you out of here.

Craig: Sorry dude I didn't mean to like you know uh... 

I scratched the back of my neck and loooked at him. He shrugged and waved his hand at me.

Chresanto: Whatever dude it's okay... I know you're probably just curious about what happened but I can't tell you..... Well not yet but not now...

He grabbed me and my cell mate's hand and ran towards the exit. He slowed down as we neared the exit and sushed us.

Girl: *whisper* What is it dude? Guards? Boobytrap? Dogs?

Chresanto: *whisper* Trap and guard. I can distract the guard while you two escape. And watch out for the trap, okay Jen. You have to be careful it's a trip wire and it's ready to alert all the guards if needed so don't fuck up, neither of you. 

Hold wait... He knows her.

Me: *whisper* You guys know each other?

Jen: *whisper* Yeah but that's not important. Chres go distract him and we'll go.

Chresanto nodded and walked to the guard. The guard glared down at him with a scowl. Chres smirked up at him as he continued talking.

Me: *whisper* Well he's not as much of an ass as I thought he would be.

Jen looked at me smirking.

Jen: *whisper* Oh trust and believe dude he's an ass.

I smirked and Chres looked over the guard's shoulder at us darting his eyes to the door. I guess he's giving us a signal to go... Well duh.... Chresanto kept talking to the guard smirking ever so often, the guard kept the scowl on his face. Jen sneeked up ahead towards the door and I followed. She suddenly stopped dead in her tracks. I tried peaking over her shoulder but she's taller than me so that's no help.

Me: *whisper* What is it?

Jen: *whisper* Trap and dog up ahead. Around the corner.

Wait around the corner? Dude how can she....

Me: *whisper* Wait how do know there's a dog around the corner? *whisper yells* How can you even see around the corner if we're not even at the corner?

Jen gave me a harsh look over the shoulder as she stepped carefully over the trap. I followed her and she spoke harshly.

Jen: What do you think they did to us in that lab, Craig? This isn't a regular doctor's office as you can see. This is a hellhole designed to toture innocent children and teens and turn them into superhuman military weapons. We're here because we're test subjects. They wouldn't even cared if we died in this lab. So don't think you weren't tested on either. They could've had you while were out or awake. Remember, no one's safe here.