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Things I hate about men with beards.

Ok, so there's nothing wrong with a man with a beard... Except for everything... Hehehe, no offense tho.

1. It's not attractive, if you're trying to impress the ladies... NO JUST NO PLEASE. Look at the actor Jamie Dornan with his 'thing'. I mean, when I'm talking about beards, I am talking Hagrid/Dumbledore/Santa. Not stubble (stubble can be attractive, depends on your face tho).

2. You can't kiss with it, ew.

3. If you're going to have a beard, groom it, don't let it go out of its way.

4. I once saw a guy eating something from it, because it fell in 😶🙌🏼 hygienic *clicks tongue* or nah? (Look at #2 *vomits*)

5. Do the hairs actually fall out? If so, please put it in a chin-tail before cooking something mister beardy chef~~

6. What do you think happens when you sweat? ... I mean, there's a place underneath 😬😬.

7. No offense to sweet, old people, buuuut it kinda creeps me out and it makes you look pervy. The combination beard + big belly+ creepy eyes= ... Terrifying ( I kinda described Santa, didn't I? Though I find Santa and Hagrid, OK- they don't have the creepy eyes)

There yA go~~

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