Comebacks, jokes, insults

Part Three Yo mama

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

Yo mama so fat that when someone called her fat, she ate him

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

 Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it. Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs!

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house

Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel .