The Breakup

163 8 1
                                        

as the boys sat down the waitress came waltsing up in her little skirt 

Waitress: What would yall like to drink?

Ray; Sprite

Prod: Coke

Prince: Coke

Roc: Water

Me: Sprite

Corahn: Sprite

Waitress: ok ill be right back with you'r drinks :] 

she walked off trying her best to switch i couldnt help but crack df up leaving only the boys staring at me like "wtf"

Corahn: wass yo problem

Me: she tryna switch thoe! 

Ray: whats wrong with that?

Me: ugh neva mind

Corahn: anyways so whens yalls next tour?

Prod: have no idea we usually find out 2 weeks before 

Me: oh well hopefully not soon right?

Roc: yeah not soon we taken a break 

Me: good thats what yall need

just then the waitress came back 

Waitress: are yall ready to order your meals?? 

Ray: yes ill take your tacos :]

Waitress: hehe which ones 

Me: what you mean which ones what other tacos you got ?! 

Waitress: hehe theres one other kind i think he could eat

Me; lil bitch i wish you would be tryna get freaky with my brother you gone catch a case of whip dat ass! 

Waitress: i-im so sorry i didnt know that was your bro and i meant no disrespect

Me: u best just write down dem orders and move on 

Corahn: u a nasty ho...

Waitress: ill get another waiter for you guys i wont deal with disrespect

Me: DEUCES!!

Ray: smh you ghetto

Me: like i care

Roc: omg that was funny she said " you gone catch a case of whip dat ass"  oh my goodness! ima need to steal that

Me: its all yours ;]

Corahn: oooowwweee so about that pool party i dont want Taja to be involved

Me: um why ?

Corahn: umm well Me and Ray's friends you know our friends like to see dat ass right right and with you showing them dat ass makes them wont it and im not finna be fighting nobody over you

Me: nobody said you had to but ether way im still attending

just then another waiter walked over

Waiter: sorry for her shes... new but what would you guys like?

Me: uh can i get your apple cinnamon waffles :]

Ray: man... tacos!

Waiter: we .. have .. no.. tacos... 

Ray: that ugly lil gurl said you did

Waiter: yeah her stanky taco 

Me: haha thats funny woo

Only if he knewWhere stories live. Discover now