To Cancer:Can you eat a whole pizza? (Requested by boredauthor413 )
Cancer: Maybe,u-uh let me try.
Me: I'll order you a pizza right now >:3 what flavor?
Cancer: Any flavor I guess.
Me: I'll order a classic pizza,the Hawaiian pizza.
Cancer: Sure.
*The pizza arrives*
Me: Eat it.Just eat it.Don't let your dreams be dreams.So just eat it.
Cancer: Ok ok.
Me: heheh
Cancer: *Eats 1 slice* Mhmm dip bee Sam gred piaz
Me: What did you say o.o.Nvm just eat it.
Cancer: *Stuffs 5 more pieces in mouth* ian faww
Me: Da hell Cancer your gonna be sick *evil smile*
Cancer: *Eats rest of pizza* iz dan falk wail *spews up everywhere and starts crying because hates spewing*
Me: Poor thing *pats back* I'll summon Taurus for ya.
Cancer: NU SE CUNT SEI MOI LOKI TAS!
*Taurus comes*
Taurus: Uh cancer why u eat to much pizza you knew you were gonna be sick anyway.
Cancer: I was hungry
Taurus: Its ok shhhh *pats cancer on head*
Me: Bye now have fun with Cancers spew Taurus!
Taurus: Idiot.
*I leave*
Taurus: *Hugs Cancer* no more pizza for you.
Cancer: Yeah.
I ship Taurus x Cancer :3 KK_the_darklord I ship it
STAI LEGGENDO
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