Darkiplier And AntiSepticEye: One-Shots 'N Qs!

Parents

"Dark, My Parents Are Coming To Visit." Anti Said, Making Dark Spit Out His Energy Drink. "WHAT!? Your Grouchy Old Parents?!" Dark Coughed A Little, "Dark, They're Not Grouchy. And They're Only Fifty Five And Fifty Nine!" Anti Said. The Creature's Phone Rang, "Hello? Oh, Hi, Mom! You're Close? Good! Okay, I Gotta Go, Bye!" Anti Said. "Come On, Dark! You Haven't Seen My Parents In DECADES!" The Smaller Male Told Him, "Nag, Nag, Nag! Is That ALL You Do!?" The Smoke Demon Slammed His Can On The Coffee Table, "SHUT UP!" Anti Yelled. "NAG, NAG, NAG!" Dark Stood Up, The Two Argued For Five Minutes.... Before Hearing A Knock At The Door, "Oh! They're Here!" Anti Said, Running To The Door. The Creature Opened The Door And Saw An Old Couple At The Doorstep, "Mother! Father!" Anti Hugged The Two Elders. "Son!" The Old Male Said, "Ha, Ha!" Anti Chuckled. Dark Sighed, "Oh, Is That Your Darky Boy?" The Old Woman Pointed To Dark. "MOM!" Anti Blushed, Making Anti's Mom Laugh. "Hi, Dark Fischbach, I'm Mike." Anti's Father Said, Making Dark's Eyes Shoot Open. "AGH!" The Smoke Demon Screamed, "What's His Problem?" Mike Asked. "He Doesn't Like It When People Use His Last Name..." Anti Breathed Out, "What? Fischbach?" Mike Said Again, Making Dark Scream Again. "Oh, Okay." Mike Laughed,
"Well, Um, I'm Rose. Very Pleased To Meet You." Anti's Mother Said. "Mom, He's Not Gonna Answer You." The Creature Said, "So, Your Boyfriend Is This Smoke Demon?" Rose Asked.
"YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!" Anti Screamed, Running To Their Car And Starting To Bring In Their Bags. "This Is Your Room." The Small Male Showed Them A Guest Bedroom, "It's So Beautiful..." Rose Smiled. "You Can Unpack." Anti Left Them To Unpack. He Then Felt His Backside Being Patted Gently,
"Keep Up That Show! And You Might Just Get A Little Attention!" Anti Blushed At His Father's Joke.
"DAD! YOU KNOW I DON'T DO THAT!" He Yelled.

{Time Skip...} Anti Sighed And Laid On Dark's Bed,
"Hey, Pookie..." Dark Came In, Closing The Door. Dark Began Taking Off His Jeans And Shirt,
"You Ready?" The Older Male Asked. The Small Male Nodded And Got Undressed Quickly, Making Dark Smirk And Spread Anti's Legs. "No." Anti Said, Getting On His Hands And Knees, Facing The Door. "Alright, You Can Choose What Position You Want." Dark Said, Going Behind Anti. "Are You Sure My Parents Won't Hear Us?" Anti Asked, "I'm Sure, They're Asleep." Dark Chuckled, Slipping Off His Boxers And Pushing In.
"Dark..." Anti Moaned, Dark Started Thrusting Faster.
"Ahh... OH! OH! RIGHT THERE!" The Creature Gripped The Bedsheets, While The Older Male Hit His Prostate Repeatedly. The Noise Made Anti's Parents Spring Up,
"Son!" Mike Yelled. Dark Forgot To Lock The Door, So Anti's Parents Just Barged In.
"Anti Seán! Are You-" Rose Paused And Gasped, While Mike Stared. "A-Anti....." Rose Said, Anti Was Dazed. The Small Male Now Saw His Parents, "MOM!  DAD! KNOCK PLEASE!" Anti Yelled, Crawling Away From Dark. "Whoa... You Kids Going To Second Base?" Mike Laughed,
"DAD! WE'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP SINCE WE WERE TEENAGERS!" Anti Covered Himself With A Pillow.
"Honey, It's Okay... SOMEONE Forgot To Lock The Door. We Just Thought You Were Getting Killed." Rose Sat Next To Her Son, Putting A Hand On His Bare Shoulder. "Heh, You Kids Must Really Like Each Other." Mike Laughed Again, "MICHAEL!" Rose Screamed. "Sorry." Mike Said, "Let's Just Talk About This Tomorrow." Rose Kissed Her Son's Forehead, Making Anti Laugh.