BAKA!

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Anti Smiled While Looking At Suggestions, He Saw One He Liked: "Anti Septic, Keep Saying Baka To Dark Until He Pulls Out His Hair!" Anti Laughed And Searched Up The Meaning Of "Baka". It Meant Idiot In Japanese. Anti Walked Out Of His Room And Saw His Boyfriend. "Hey, Anti." Dark Said, "Baka." The Creature Said, Giggling. "What?" The Older Male Asked, Anti Just Ran.

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"Hey, Anti. Wanna Play Some Games?"

"Baka."

"Screw You."

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"Anti, Wanna Cuddle?"

"Baka." 

"I Will Strangle You."

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"Want Any Steak?"

"Baka!"

"Starve."

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"Wanna Join Me In The Shower?"

"Baka!"

"I Will Drown You."

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"Want Me To Drive The Highway Or The Dirt Road?"

"Baka!"

"I Will Throw You Out Of The Car."

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"Wanna Join Me In Bed?"

"Baka!!!" 

"YOU KNOW WHAT!?" Dark Was Tired Of This, So He Threw Anti Onto The Floor.

"God Damn It- I Mean-" Anti Said, But A Pillow Was Thrown At His Face. "Sleep On The Couch." Dark Commanded, "Dark!" Anti Said. "Baka." Dark Laughed, Making Anti Blush.

Big Thanks To septiplierbum For Inspiration From Their Septiplier One-Shot "Bleh". =3

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