First thing I go to sleep and it feels like I was asleep 2 seconds then my sister gets up, rips all of my blankets off of me and yells in my ear "GET UP." Then I have to go to my bus stop after getting my backpack ready for the day and eating either toast or cold cereal (basically any thing quick to eat) then I go to school where I have to get yelled by let's just call him Mr.Douche, (I can picture him having a big metal plate saying Mr. Douche XD) at for wearing my winter hat in to school although its like -7°F outside. I swear he will fucking murder you for breathing heavily. And that's only the beggining of the day...
...kill me...
...please...
...save me from my dank and cheap school...
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The Dank Bible
RandomI will talk about... -mainly how complete and udderly fucking retarded my lousy excuse for a school that I get in trouble for basically fucking breathing -more school raging -ma life -my every day struggle And much more exciting content! And remembe...
