SACS, what a lousy excuse for one of the best schools in the U.S.A. and it doesn't even deserve that title. The rules are so stupid I can get a head ache thinking about them so I will list them (For friends reading this: I'm doing the schools overall past and present rules so don't yell at me and say "that rule isn't in effect any more!" F U if you were going to say that.) So let's start and the - mark means my response to this rule
1. You can only go to the bathroom once in each period for a week - first of all this is basically violating everyone's right to need to take a SHIT every once in a while because we all have something called a "digestive system" and "bowels"
2. The teacher dismisses you, not the school bell - I know that the bell is just a reminder but my ela teacher says this all the time and makes me and my friends late for Spanish class and she won't even give people late passes. Just saying, how are we supposed to go to class when SHES HOLDING US IN HER CLASS.
3. You have 15 unexcused absences then after those 15 every other day is an afterschool- okay, just saying you don't need to be Einstein to realize how stupid this is. Like what if your parents were out of town and you were at home alone and sick? They give you afterschools? I got my phone in the 6th grade I can't imagine someone with no cell phone having to skip the day unexcused like bruh
4. When out of dress code go to the dress code locker and pit on an item from there - I would rather take a Friday than have to do this bullshit. So our dress code is stupid enough and now when we are out of it we have to go to some locker full of sweaty tee-shirts that people left when changing out of their gym clothes I'd be all like if someone told me I had to pick something from there I'd be all like "BITCH PLEASE, GTFO IF YOU THINK IMMA PUT ON SOMEONE ELSES SWEATY GYM SHIRT!"
(more to come soon....)
(Now I must go sniff glue to remember more stupid & ratchet rules)
(*sniffing noises )
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