Long Lost Love

5. One night stand

Well this is very weird. I can hear Ian and that dude upstairs. Actually I'm not the only one who can hear all the humping and screaming. How can we watch a zombie movie when well with everything going on upstairs.

"Guys is it just me or is Ian's one night stand very familiar." Anna asked

"Do tell." We said at the same time. After the closing our eyes thing, we heard the screams. not the "DON'T KILL ME!!" scream but more of the "pleasure" scream. It was very disturbing.

"Oh God if I knew your sister was gonna do a one night stand with a 'GUY' I would have either stayed home or brought a video camera to see the look in her face when she sees it." Nikki broke the awkward silence.

"If you like my camera is upstairs and everything but I don't want to see my sister getting fucked by a guy when she is supposed to be a LESBIAN!" I  told Nikki. I shake myself at the thought of it.

For a moment I actually valued Ian's lesbian-ness more than I ever have.. I mean it's not like the same thing couldn't happen with a girl, but it's more unlikely.

"So do you guys want to check it out or.."

"NO!"

"Anna seriously, you do not want to walk in on someone's make out session seriously."

"I don't know okay! The sounds are disturbing and fuck I can't even concentrate of this movie! For popcorn's sake make them stop!." Anna covered her ears and I just smirked.

"Are you a virgin?"

"Are you really asking that?"

"Anna's a virgin a virgin a virgin!"

"As if you're not one! I don't even understand why you are making fun of me, sex is not everything Kyra! At least I'm not like one of those pregnant teenagers that..ugh yeahh.."

"Yeah I know, I was just in the mood to insult someone. Anna go clean up your mess, Nikki please take care of the Cd's and I will prepare our beds!"

"Where will we sleep?" Anna you...ugh *facepalm*. 

"Do you want to hear my sister scream all night?"

"No thanks." She said right away.

 I just shook my head at her. I quietly went upstairs, careful not to disturb the "couple" in my sister's room. I swear this is a night I could never forget. partly because of the screams and moans and I could use this to bribe Ian.

Lettuce see. Pillows, blankets, more blankets, combs, Mickey mouse stuff toy--heh heh Matt Flyzik...That's about it. Oh wait have to get my earmuffs. Funny how I have earmuffs and I live in Arizona. I use this to protect my ears whenever my mom haves sex with my dad or when Ian has sex.

Yes, my own lesbian sister, has had sex in this house before...with a girl.

I walked out of my room, carrying all of my stuff and saw who Ian was "doing". Our rooms were facing each other and the door was slightly open. I peeked inside and saw Ian under and Kennedy on top of her.

Cool. She's doing Kennedy.

HOLY TITTY FUCK SHE'S DOING KENNEDY.

 I quickly recovered myself from my shock and went downstairs. The shock lasted for about 5 minutes.

When I got to the living room, they were still wide awake. Nikki was pissed and Anna was getting annoyed. Really Annoyed.

"Tired of the moans?" I asked and they nodded at the same time.

It was funny. I handed them my earmuffs and they thanked me for it.

"Oh by the way, I saw my who my sister is having sex with..." Their eyes brightened and I just rolled my eyes.

"Who? Oh my god."

"Tell us now!"

"Anna's brother.."

"Kyra are you joking?!? ohmygod my own brother that is just---wait a minute... I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER YOU IDIOT!"

"I know...you're so stupid." I giggled.

"At least my sister is not doing the nasty with a guy.."

"You're sister is 4.."

"WHATEVER KYRA!"

Oh Anna, you gotta love her...not.

"So who is it?" Nikki asked.

"Pedo-bear."

Nikki rolled her eyes. "No, seriously Kyra who?"

"I just said Pe--"

"OHMYGOD." Anna stared at me wide-eyed with shock.

"See? Anna understands."

"ITS KENNEDYY!!"

"Oh deer god."

"Yeahhh.."

"KYRA YOU IDIOT GET HER AWAY FROM HIM! YOU ARE HER SISTER, OF ALL  PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T LET ANYONE YOU KNOW BE WITH KENNEDY ALONE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES--"

"I KNOW OKAY! THIS IS JUST MY REVENGE FOR HER STEALING MY LAST SIP OF JUICE!"

"Oh that is completely understandable"

"Anna! That is not understandable! It's freaking Kennedy!! You are allowing Kyra to do this?" Nikki tries to, i don't know argue with Anna??

"Nikki, what would you do if  I stole your last sip of juice?"

"Slap you?"

"Exactly."

"I don't get it. How does this relate to Kennedy?"

"Oh deer.." I roll my eyes at both of them.

 I looked at the clock and it was 1 am already. Aw Nikki will leave in an hour so..

"Guys will we still sleep or do nothing. I have to go in a while."

"How about we observe the specimens until he leaves her?"

We both stared at Anna and thought about it for a minute. I guess we could do that. There's nothing to do anyway. It's amazing how sugar can make you stay up late.

We crept up the stairs and left my stuff down there. Except for the earmuffs and Mickey. I don't want a robber to break in and steal him! Anna kept staying incoherent stuff so we had to shut her up several times. 

We all sneaked up behind Ian's door and prepared for ..well whatever we were doing.

"Okay guys on the count of 3...1--" Nikki said

"3!!" Anna and I yelled and at the same time kicked the door open like ninjas.

OH MY GOD.