6. If I Woke Up Next To You

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"Horror of all Horrors they're already sleeping. Thank God."

"And with their SHOES on!" I said out loud and I saw Kenny move a bit.

"Kyra!" They half-whispered to me at the same time.

 I shrugged and walked around for a bit in my sister's room. They did say we should "observe" them.

 Like I said walking then I happen to step on my sister's bra. Dear God why is she wearing this kind of bra. Black and Lacy and...let's not go into the details.

 "All of this seems wrong. Too bad we didn't get the chance to see them humping each other well a picture of them naked will just have to do. Kyra the camera." Nikki said with a hand gestures which probably means give the camera.

"I can't believe they slept.." Anna said.

"I can't believe they slept with nothing on except for shoes..of all things it had to be SHOES." I said disappointed. Does she know that she has to clean her sheets twice as much now cause she wore shoes???

"Hey guys shouldn't we be going to bed now?" 

"Anna! We are going to take a picture of them naked!" 

"Nikki why do you so badly want to picture them naked?"

"Anna, Anna, Anna. How clueless can you get?"

"What do you mean?"

"One word: Blackmailing."

And soon enough Anna and Nikki started arguing about what to really do with the pictures. Again. ugh they are cool and all but seriously they argue all the time! They haven't even taken the picture! I grunted and grabbed Nikki's phone and took a picture of them sleeping together. There.

"You...?"

"You guys kept fighting! They're going to wake up because of you guys." I said coolly.

"Bitch." They both said as I walked away to the kitchen to get some chocolate.

Oh. My. God.

I searched every cupboard, shelf, couch, JUST EVERYWHERE OKAY.

It literally felt like the whole world was crashing. That only means one thing...

THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE.

I screamed.

"Oh no.." Anna said rushing to her car.

"What just happened ohmygod?" Nikki asked confused.

"Kyra it's gonna be okay ill be back in a few!"

"What is going on?" Nikki of course standing there freaked out.

"HURRY ANNA!!"

10 MINUTES LATER

"KYRA KYRA KYRA IM BACCCK!!"

"ANNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHOCOLATES I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CALL HELP OR SOMETHING!?"

I instantly stop crying and run over to Anna tackling her and grabbing the boxes of chocolates immediately stuffing my face with them. I ripped the cover and ate like a person that every parent will be horrified to be with.

"You guys freaked me out because there was no fucking chocolate and thats real classy Kyra." Nikki said.

 "You're jealous that I have chocolate and you don't." I waved the chocolate bar in front of her face and smashing it back to my face.

 "The only time I ever see Kyra make love is to a chocolate bar." Nikki said shaking her head.

"And you thought I was a virgin!!" I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Oh god are we having this conversation again?!?" Anna said.

Nikki and I just stared at her. A few seconds later...BAM! We were laughing...

Aww poor Anna..chyeah right like i care.

"Speaking of sleeping even with your shoes on.."

"God Kyra please don't goo all 'guys we need to ressttt' on us right now." Nikki said

"But why not?? We do!!"

"Kyra, do you know that if we go to bed right now..we won't be able to sleep knowing that whoever sleeps first would be pranked. I don't wanna wake up with writings on my face!" Anna said.

"Well thanks a lot Anna! I wasn't thinking of that till now!"

"Yeah Anna, I thought we were on the same page. I thought it was because I had to leave..like now.."

"Screw you guys."

"Is that an offer Kyra?" says Anna.

"Oh god shut up Anna!"

"Looks like Anna is not so innocent after all!!"

"Shut up Nikki!"

"NIKKI LEAVE." I said.

Nikki got up and stuck her tongue out at us..grabbed a chocolate bar and ran out.. SHE'S GONNA GET IT.

Anna immediately ran to me and held my arms back because all I wanted to do right now was cut off Nikki's hand and grab the chocolate bar and eat it and then shove the wrapper down her throat.

"NIKKI YOU ARE SO DEAD TO ME!! IMMA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP I HATE YOU!!" I yelled absolutely going crazy at that moment.

"RUN NIKKI RUN!!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE HER ANNA! JUST LET ME GO!!"

"NO I  WILL NOT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HARASS ANOTHER PERSON JUST BECAUSE OF CHOCOLATE!"

I calmed down just a bit but I was still kicking freely. I accidentally kicked the chair and made a loud sound which could be heard all over the house. I stopped kicking and looked upstairs. I could hear something...don't be a smart ass and say I have ears. Anna was looking  too with worried eyes and a smirk forming at the sides of her mouth. Oh no. What is she planning..

She finally let me go and went upstairs, grabbing her bag with her. I quickly chased after her and found her inside the room once again holding a pink lipstick. Oh dear god.

"Anna! Why did you put lipstick on Kennedy! Pink is so NOT his color!" I grabbed my sister's red lipstick and covered what Anna had done to him.

"There much better." I said, smiling at my work. He looked like a pedo-clown. It's cute. Anna's was holding her giggles that were getting louder and louder by the second. I dragged her out of the room and went to the living room.

"WE NEED TO SLEEP." She looked at me with big eyes and lay down on the couch. In a matter of minutes, I could already hear her snoring. Wait...SHE'S ON THE COUCH??? SO WHERE DO I SLEEP? FLOOR? I do not want to go upstairs right now. Ian will kill me knowing that I used her lipstick.

Then again, my sister barely wears lipstick. I'm surprised she even has lipstick...I don't have lipstick..Why does SHE get lipstick? WAIT! Since when did I start caring about lipstick..

Anyways, I fell asleep too and I was dreaming of "buttering muffins" like literally buttering muffins. Not the one the guy implied in Mean Girls. So I started dreaming and I know I was asleep because I don't think there were any walking chocolates in my house. Next thing I knew I woke up to people talking loudly in the...uhm....food area. I squinted my eyes a bit then closed them again. I was sleeping on the floor....great. I opened them again and looked around.

I looked over at Anna and she was still sprawled on the couch sleeping. The clock read 8 o'clock but I still feel sleepy. Stupid body clock. Since I wasn't able to sleep again, I finally got up from the floor and went to the kitchen only to be surprised at the people who were in the kitchen.

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slow update but yeah. We're still here you know!

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