Helping Her Get Him

chapter: 1

"You should loose weight if you want a boyfriend." Chanyeol snarked sitting on the couch playing with Sehun's hair.
"I dont want one. I am fine just the way I am." I retorted. Its not like I didnt want one, its just that I dont want to work for some guy. So what I weigh a little over sixty kgs and have really round cheeks, atleast people know I am fed.
"Oh come on... you are such a sweet girl and totally awesome. Guys miss out on such a great girl cause you dont wanna have a slim waist. Men love putting their arms around their girl's waist. " Sehun added.
"No. If someone wanna like me, he needs to like me like this. They need to know what---"
"What you are going to be after you get married. Fat and lazy before hand." Chanyeol and Sehun continued together.
"Thats what you always say." Chanyeol said disappointed. He was my best friend from the time we wore diapers. He should understand me but no! Why should he?

"But honestly.... you should atleast wear presentable clothes. Look at you. Who wears grandma clothes everyday everywhere?" Sehun complained.
"I am not rich ok. I wear hand me downs... so what. They are comfortable." I smuffled up my muffler and smiled at him.
"Aaisshh... you are hopeless." Chanyeol smacked me on my head. What is wrong with him. Does he realise how hard he hits.

"What are you guys talking?" I heard a beautiful voice from behind us. Thats it. My time to freeze and make a mess out of myself infront of him.
"Meh... nothing. Just asking this grandmother here to dress we- aahhh!" I hit Sehun in the arm before he ruins my reputation infront of him any longer.
"Hi! Baekhyun!" I chirped suddenly getting up.
"Oh ..hey!" He smiled back and walked and sat right beside me. Kill me now. His smile is lethal. The whole female population can be murdered by just one curve of his lips.

"Grandma?" He raised an eyebrow towards Sehun.
"Its nothing. Just making chanyeol role play his embaressing childhood memory." I quickly interrupted.
Chanyeol gave me the 'I will kill you' stare from one side and Sehun started giggling but stopped as soon as I pinched.

"Ummm...I have to go. My friends might be waiting. Bye guys!" I chirped. Even though I have no friend besides them but I cannot stay with Baekhyun for more than a few minutes without making an ass out of myself infront of him. Last time was the worst I could do.

"You wanna go out tonight. The guys are having a party." Suho asked.
"Nah.... i am fine. Its your tour party. You guys go. I am perfectly fine here with my book."

It was raining and I could not ruin this setting for some party. The window was fogged and drops of rain slowly travelled down the glass. This setting was perfect for reading a book.

"What? Suho. You can go. I will be fine." He was staring at me with a smirk. It was like my words had snapped him out of his trance.

"Oh. Well, fine then. As you wish. Just call me first if something happens or you change your mind. Ok?"

"Sure. Enjoy. Bye!"

Not half an hour had passed and I was only on page 105 of this amazing thriller story when I heard footsteps from the lower floor. I looked up and the detective inside me decided to wake up. Slow and tiny steps I walked down.
The noice was from the kitchen. I picked up the nearest sports equipment and walked. The fridge was open and a black figure was bending inside it searching for something. It could not be the guys. They were at the party and a party meant their arrival not before five a.m.

What am I suppose to do? I was definately silent panicking. What if it was a theif or a smuggler or worse...a serial killer!?!
"Aaaahhhhh!" I screamed and charged towards the open fridge door with my eyes closed.
"What! Hey! Wait. Stop! Stop! Its me! Suho!" He screamed in between my frantic hitting amd screams.
"Huh? Suho?" I suddenly stopped. What was he doing here? Its still two hours before midnight, way to early for him to return.
"Geez....you almost killed me. Why do you even have a baseball bat with you?" He freaked out. I was so sorry. I had no idea it was him. I would never do anything like this.
Embarressed. Again. Why cant I just stay without making a fool of myself infront of people.
"What are you doing here?" I asked almost screaming.
"Whoa.. stop screaming! The party was too wild for me. So I teturned home!" He also screamed.
"Stop screaming!" I screamed back.
"You too stop screaming." He shouted.
"Stop it!"
"Your first!"
"Stop shouting at me!"
"Stop shouting at me? You are the one shouting at me!"
"Suho! You were the One who freaked me out! You have no rights to shout at me!"
"Me!? You were the one who decided to kill me with a baseball bat while I looked for food!"

A moment of deadly sparks through the eye contact were exchanged as we both were determined to win. No one could ever win from me. Soon this eyes war changed into a staring competetion which I happen to master. It seemed like eternity as we stared into each other's eyes. At a point I saw his eyes soften. He was getting weak!
"Hey, Baekhyun!" He suddenly called out. It was my reflex that on his name I have to turn. Shit! What am I doing. He is not suppose to be here. It was Suho's trick. Uurrgghhh!
"Be careful!" He exclaimed but it was too late. I slipped on the ice that might have fallen while I was hitting him.
"Aahh!" Both of us screamed as we fell on the half wet ground.

"What in the world! Suho! I am fat but you are heavier! Get off me!" He was on top of me. Even though his eyes were flashing bright in the lantern light and skin was smooth and flawless, I could only see Baekhyun at the back of my head.
"Get off me will you!" I repeated.
"Whoa... people ... get a room. The kitchen floor is not the place." A third voice said. No! It couldnt be. That moment I wished on all my stars that I die in that very spot. Anyway would work! A knife falling from the counter and stabbing me in the chest! An astroid from the sky blowing up this whole place! A sinkhole in the ground swallowing me to the molten core of the Earth! A curse of something that will make me disappear! Even conjestion from Suho's weight would work! Kill me!

"Aahhh! Baekhyun! Its nothig like that!" Suho assured but baekhyun was giggling. Just listen to him,please.
"Aha... dont worry. Your secret wont be out!" He promised and walked away. Suho was flushed and so was I.
"Why didnt you say anything?" He asked angrily.
"I...I...I ..cou..cou.." I tried speaking.
"Let it be. Baekhyun!" He interupted and went out running behind Baekhyun.

Why am I always such a mess !? Now Baekhyun will think that Suho and I have something going on and he would never like me ever in that way and Suho most probably hates me.

My love life ended before it could start! Great going!

Since that day, whenever Baekhyun sees me and Suho happens to be anywhere around, he would nudge and smile cockily, making hearts and faking flying kisses. He sure did look cute but I wished it was someone else who did that to me for him and not Baekhyun doing it for me and Suho!

"Oh ...atleast tell me Chanyeol's childhood story. I wasn't here." He stopped me.

THUD! THUD! THUD! Baekhyun just stopped me from leaving! My heart couldn't stop beating this fast.

"Hey! Where are you going?" Said another voice from infront of me breaking my chain of hyperventilating thoughts.
"Aahhh! Suho! Come fast! She was just leaving. Ask her to stop!" Baekhyun exclaimed. There he goes again. Teasing me with Suho!

Suho started blushing.

"Sorry but I really need to go. Maybe later!" I replied and quickly ran out.
"Did you guys fight?" I heard Baekhyun question Suho on the other side of the wall.
"No. Why would we." He replied.
"Oh . Ok then." Knowing him well, I could tell he was not satisfied with that answer.

Has Suho not explained him yet. I dont think Baekhyun will buy it anyways.