Fifty Shades Of Fucked Up

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A blonde gets to spend her first 3 days at kindergarten. At the end of the first day, she runs home and says

"Mommy! Mommy! We were doing numbers today, and the other kids only got to 5, but I got to 10, see: 1, 2 ,3 ,4 ,5 ,6 ,7 ,8 ,9 ,10. Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "Yes! Its because you're blonde, dear."

So at the end of day 2, she comes home to her mother and says

"Mommy! Mommy! We were doing the alphabets today, and the other kids only got to E, but I got to G. See: A B C D E F G. Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "Yes! Its because you're blonde, dear."

At the end of day 3 she comes home to her mother and says

"Mommy! Mommy! We had gym today, and we were all changing, and all the other girls had nothing, but I had THESE *lifts shirt to reveal a pair of 36Ds*, is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No dear! Its because you're 25."

Dedicated to @LunaMaize its her joke XD.
Bonjour. Its been few weeks since I've last updated, but I haven't been feeling well recently. I've just become a chaotic wreck. So... yeah. Well anyway, I hope this joke made you guys smile at least. If you have something hilarious which you'd like I should put inside, then say it in the comment section or PM it to me. Bye :)