Son: "Dad! Last week when mom killed a butterfly, you said no butter for a week. When she killed a honeybee, you said no honey for a week. She just killed a cockroach... Should I break the news to her?"
I cracked up XD
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Fifty Shades Of Fucked Up
RandomA humorous collection containing girl humor, awkward moments, and a whole bunch of other random shit. The junk in here could possibly relate to your life in every way. But hey... there're some inspirational stuff inside here, too. And even if you do...
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Son: "Dad! Last week when mom killed a butterfly, you said no butter for a week. When she killed a honeybee, you said no honey for a week. She just killed a cockroach... Should I break the news to her?"
I cracked up XD