These are all random insults that could come from Time Lords that I found under the hashtag timelordinsults.
1. Yo mama's so dumb, that she thinks that time is a strict progression of cause to effect
2. Yo mama's so ugly, that even the Silence want to forget her
3. Yo mama's so ugly, that a Weeping Angel would run away from her
4. Yo mama's so ugly, that even Captain Jack Harkness won't hit on her
5. Yo mama's so fat, that the Tardis tried to land on her, because she thought she was a planet!
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