story of my life

chapter eight:"SpongeBob is gey"

A/N: okay so from the chapters name you should know what going to happen, at least a little bit but any way I have homework to do, an essay, some algebra, I gave to copy a note but, I can do it cause I'm a fast Witter and a good promiser, did you enjoy the first joke I wrote, hope you did,so again pls read, comment and vote bye my little potatoes!!! :) ;) :) this Chapter is dedicated to Vania, wuv u!!

Chapter 9:SpongeBob is gey...

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Bella's POV

I follow junior downstairs as he holds my hand,leading the way to the kitchen.

"So,bacon and eggs or cereal?" junior asks me going through the fridge to get an apple for himself

"Uhm, I thing I'll have a kiwi, it's been long since I had some" I say shrugging

"What? no! you're so skinny...I want you to eat and be chubby" junior says in a baby voice, while pouting and at the same time poking my tummy.

But I swat his hand away and start waving my index finger in front of his face

"You do not touch my tummy, this is where my soon angel will be sleeping" I object while raising my chin to tease him

"Uhm, you mean angels, you're having twins remember"junior says looking disappointed

I scoff and look at him right in the eyes"says who?" I ask waiting for a reasonable answer

"Says me"he replies

"Says you as who?" I ask him challenginglly

"Says the father"

And BAM! Immediately he says those three words I feel my eyes pop out. Did he just say he wanted us to have a future together!?!

Juniors POV

"Says the father" I say looking even more challenginglly

But then I realise what I just said and I knew that from now our relationship would be awkward

"Uhm I didn't  mean that I.....just.....uhm....I didn't mean that"

"Oh so now I'm not fit for having a future with you"she says playfully smirking. Feeling my cheeks getting hot I just stand there not knowing what to say

"Uhm no I didn't mean that either, I do wanna have a future with you but I'm scared"I say the fastest as I can hopping she didn't hear it with Bella that's the impossible

" Oh so you do wanna have a future with me?" she asks turning a light shade of pink, smirking but shrugging it off so I can't see

"Ugh! Look can we just go watch some SpongeBob, you can have whatever you want but let's just please not mention this?.....ever again?"I ask turning the reddest shade of pink

"Yeah" she says giving me a victory smink/wirk. Smirk and wink combined together she says it is.

She grabs a jar of Nutella and a spoon before heading for the sitting room

"What no popcorn?" I ask turning on the TV

"If you pop it"

"You know you're a lot sassy today, you on your time of the month?" I say smirking, trying to make her blush

She scuffed and choked on her Nutella before answering "are you"- cough- "asking me"- cough-"if I'm in my period?" she said in between coughs but I go down on my knees and tap her back to help her stop choking

"No, I'm asking if you're in your in your time of the month but if it's period you guys call it then yeah" I say trying to hide the laughs that were escaping my mouth

Then suddenly she stopped choking and put on a straight face" don't be silly, I had my last period about twenty nine days ago, so I should be having it in the next four days"

she says not even looking slightly grossed out considering she was making a demonstration of blood flow with her spoon and Nutella

"Ugh! Bella stop, that's gross!"

"What's gross" she asks putting on the most innocent face I've ever seen

"Besides you're the one that brought it up" she says while giggling

"Okay, I'm sorry I won't ever again just please stop?"

"Fine, you're no fun"she says while fake pouting and putting the Nutella and spoon down.

"C'mon let's watch some SpongeBob" I flip through channels until I find  Nickelodeon, I set the remote close in case we go upstairs soon, and we both get comfortable in each other's arms.

SpongeBob was starting soon and when it did I could see Bella's eyes widen with joy and soon enough it started and she sang along

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! ". She sang trying to blend in with the males voice.

I watched her sing with her beautiful voice until the ending of the song reached and she made a flute with her hands and whistled the solo with SpongeBob that came outta nowhere....i never really liked SpongeBob...

"Y'no, I never really asked....what do you see in spongeBob!?"

"I dunno, he's funny....and stupid!"

"Ugh! Never mind what I'm gonna say next"

This episode was about SpongeBob trying to help squid ward find his happiest memory but every thing he tried went well but crashed at the end so squid ward wouldn't come out cause he was trying to hide from spongey-boy but then SpongeBob tricked and captured squid ward and took him to the krusty-krab and made replicas of him and squid ward started tearing them apart and went all ani-maniac on them and finally he said the five magical words 'I've found my happiest memory!'.

"Aaaaahhh he so handsome" SpongeBob said before the episode finished.

With my thumb and index finger on my chin I can only think of one thing.....

"SpongeBob is gey"I told Bella, waiting for her reply

"He is NOT! He and Sandy are so getting married"

"Yeah in his little sponge dreams! whaaaaattt!?" I say in between chuckles

"Don't be so cold, he has a soft spot for Sandy y'no"

"Whatever let's go have showers, we stink" I say waving my right hand in her face

"Point of correction you stink" she says as we both get up and head for our rooms

"See you in twenty" she says before slamming the door in my face

What's up with her lately, she just so different today...I head to my room and strip off my clothes before going to the shower

A/N: I'm dooooone, what do you think Bella's hiding. Stay tuned, vote and comment for more! Bye!!! :)