"Hey."
"Dude, what do you want?"
"How many times do I have to say, you?"
"As much as you claim to want me, I don't do fuckboys."
"How am I a fuckboy? I just want a girlfriend."
"I want to eat whatever and not gain weight, but we can't all get what we want, right?"
"Why won't you date me?"
"You're creepy as hell, you're a fuckboy, I have no idea who you are, and you're a fuckboy."
"That's not a legit reason... What's your name?"
"FuckOff."
"Not exactly angelic like I was thinking..."
"...Okay?"
"Lemme get your number?"
"1-800-FuckOff."
"Expect a few sweet texts, baby girl."
"You're such a fuckboy!"
