[ INCOMING PHONE CALL FROM... DADDY ]
[ INCOMING PHONE CALL FROM... DADDY ]
[ INCOMING PHONE CALL FROM... DADDY ]
"hello you have reached 1-800-DIAL-A-HOE, how may we help you today? This is Lee Minyoung speaking!"
"you run a hoe agency dang girl!"
"hahaha ofc, i got so many hoes, i don't know what to do with them all."
"you really are a true fuckgirl smh"
"HEY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, I CALL YOU NAMES, ITS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YET, LUHAN"
"luhan? i thought it was fuckboy"
"it is omg I FORGOT."
"minyoung, are you here yet?"
"I'm outside your door, stupid."
"WHAT NO NOT NOW I WAS JERKING OFF WAIT"
"i did... not need to know that. i didn't need to know any of that. seriously. TMI. Nobody wants to know what you do with your shrimp jfc"
"okay, okay but hang up i'll be right outside. you better be out there, i stopped tapping my dick for you."
