Life Rants and Funny stories: the first world problems

First World Problem 1

When Starbucks gets the name wrong.
Seriously. I know this is really whiny, but little things like this annoying.
       "Hello, how may I help you?" My barista was like really nice, not to mention hot. "Can I get a Cinnamon Roll Frappichino?" "That'll be 4.99,"
    He smiled at me and it was like the cutest thing in the world.
WHY ARE THE CUTE ONES THE DUMB ONESSSS?
     "And in what name?" I said, "Zoe. Z-O-E," he nodded, and prepared my coffee.
Then, disaster struck.
"Zoe!" He called. I got up and got my coffee.
   What is this.
NO ONE IN THIS WORLD SPELLS THEIR NAME ZOIEY! NO ONE!
      And I was thinking of food-stagraming that.
PLEASE.
As if.
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