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by Stargazers_wishes

by Stargazers_wishes

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
You see someone you know in public.
It's like you've suddenly become a shy little kid. You just wave, or try not to acknowledge them, or just say hi.
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
I THOUGH WE WERE BEST FRANDSS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE
Then, there's the moms. They start talking, and NEVER STOP. So you just stand there awkwardly as the moms talking about nothing important.
"Phillip's grandfather died!"
"Oh, poor thing must be devastated!"
"Almost as bad as the time Susan's great grandfather died,"
"Oh yes! I remember that! Let's make this conversation more awkward by bringing my child into it. You're Susan's Best Friend, aren't you?"
Then, there's phase 3.
THE EMBARRASSING MEMORIES.
   "I remember like it was yesterday your cousin Susan and you were bathing together when you had a sleepover! You had the cutest little round butts!"
   Your face catches fire. You're suddenly burst into flames as you says, "Mom! You're not supposed to tell ANYONE that!" The person you know grins, trying not to laugh as they imagine your butt as a baby.
   NUUUU! MAWM WE NEED TO LEAVEEEE!
   Phase 4. The final and most embarrassing stage.
Just when you thing it couldn't get more embarrassing, it can.
Oh yes, it can.
"Let me show you some pictures!"
The mom is hesitant. "We really should get going..." "Oh, found it!" The friend wants to see. You give them the looks of death and they don't look, but you see them taking a few peeks. Finally, you leave, with your tail down. Embarrassed and ashamed.
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