Suite Life of America and Canada

Chapter 2

Meanwhile with Monica and Gilbert.....

"What's this meeting about anyway?"Monica asked.
A man enters the room but Gilbert could've sworn it was a women. He had long black hair with a ponytail and was dressed in a suit, "Hello my is name Yao."
Monica looks at Gilbert questionably "This meeting is about a reality show that Mr. Yao wants to pitch to us." Gilbert explained.
Monica stood up in her chair, "What?!" 
Gilbert leaned over, "He usually has really dumb and copyrighted ideas so just go along with it." He whispered. Monica nodded.
"We want you and your boys to be in a reality show with Gilbert of course." Yao explained further.
"Why us?" She asked.
"Because your a multitalented family. Oh maybe you could dress as a women Gilbert and pretend you're a small town girl!"
"No." Gilbert said sternly.
"Isn't that already a show?" Monica asked.
"No it's my COMPLETELY original idea." Yao protested then he takes out a wig, a dress and some boots and hands it to Gilbert then pushes him to a changing room, "Humor me aru."
Gilbert sighed and walked in the closet and walks out.
Monica laughs, "You look great brother."
"Be quiet!" He yelled at her embarrassed. He hears a calls coming in on his phone.
The Call
Gilbert holds up the phone to his ear, "Hello?" He hears a small voice on the other side.
"U-Uncle Gil?" He knew instantly it was Mattie.
"Mattie what's up? How's Gilbird?" He questioned.
"G-Gilbird is..." Mattie let his words trail off before breaking the silence, "I'm sorry Alfred and I-" He was cut off and Alfred got on.
"Yo Uncle Gil no worries here, Mattie is just on his period so gotta go bye!" Alfred hangs up.
Call ends.
Monica looks up, "Who's was that?" Gilbert looks at Monica
"We need to go!" He said grabbing his stuff.
"What about-" Yao was cut off by Gilbert.
"We'll talk later." He grabs Monica's arm and drags her out.
"What's going on Gil?" Monica questioned as they ran.
"Gilbird's in trouble." He said.
"All this fuss for a bird?!" Monica exclaimed.
"Not just any bird MY awesome bird!" 

Back at Tipton...

Mattie looked at Alfred, "Why did you do that?!" he asked.
"Because do you want to get in trouble with Uncle Gil? He'll make us run 200 laps then Aunt Monica will make us do a 1000. It'll cut into my nap time." Alfred explained.
Mattie sighs, "Wouldn't it have been better if we just face the consciences like mature adults?" Mattie pleaded.
"Have you met us? We're nowhere near mature!" Alfred says.
"You mean have I met YOU?!" Mattie narrows his eyes. Then he looks at the open window and sighs,"So what are we going to do now?"
Alfred thinks for ten seconds,"We can ask Feli if he'll unlock the roof  for us and we can look for him there!"
"No he won't." Mattie said.
"If we give him pasta he'll do anything."  Alfred laughs.
"True lets go get the pasta from Chef Bonnefoy." Mattie walks of with a sigh.

Meanwhile with Gil....

Gil runs into the hotel holding onto his wig so it won't fall off. Monica sighs and takes out bobby pins from her hair and stick it into Gil's hair, "There." She said putting one in.
"Ow that hurts!" Gil shouts.
"It'll make it stay for the time being so quit your whining." She sighed. Chef Bonnefoy walks out and turns not noticing the bird on his cart and closes the lid. Francis sees Gil and quickly goes back into the kitchen. Gil doesn't seem to notice but he sees Feliks and Liz talking.
"Crap I can't let Liz see me like this!" He says but it was to late Feliks had already noticed his outfit.
"Oh.My.Gosh! Your shoes! They're so like spectacular! Liz check out this chick's shoes!" Feliks pulls Gilbert with him to the candy counter which caused him to trip in his high heeled boots.
"Feliks!" Liz scolds.
"Like what? Like just look at these shoes." Feliks says holding up his boot as he's on the ground.
"Feliks don't do that!" Liz runs up to Gil "I'm so sorry for Feliks he just....gets excited sometimes but I swear he meant no harm." Liz smiles and holds out her hand.
"So like how much did you pay for those shoes?" Feliks said.
"Feliks! it's not the time or place you just trampled this poor woman." Liz scolds him.
"Woman?" Feliks tilts his head.
"Are you ok?" Liz asks the 'woman' frantically, not paying attention to Feliks.
"Yeah yeah I'm fine." Gil says in a his best high pitched girly voice. 
"You look familiar do I know you?" Liz asks.
"U-um no but you may know my twin brother Gil who's so awesome it's outrageous!" He says.
"Oh yeah I do know him."
"Isn't he cool? Isn't he awesome?" He says.
"Yeah he's ok." Liz laughs.
"You know he's 2 minutes older right?" He says.
"Oh?" Liz laughs a bit, "Very impressive," she rolls her eyes, "here let me help you up."  she smiles.
"O-oh thanks." Gil grabs her hand.
"So how is it having a famous brother?" Liz asks.
"Oh it's awesome!" Gil says excitedly.
"Really? How so?" Liz asks.
"Well I get into the best parties, I meet the best people and even get a few chic- I mean guys." Gil laughs awkwardly.
"Well that's good and all but what about hanging with your friends and going on a casual picnic." Liz says.
"Y-Yeah I do that too." Gil answers.
"Oh how about you, me, Gil, and Feliks all have a picnic! It'll be so much fun and then I can find out how "awesome" Gil is." She laughs and smile.
"Yeah that'd be great!" Gil said excitedly.
"Ms. Liz if you have time to lolligag then you have done all your work? Is it 5 o'clock already?" Arthur crosses arms.
"Yeah of course it's just after five." Liz laughs a bit.
"Ha ha very amusing. Now get back to work." Arthur rolls his eyes and walks off.
"Sorry I have to go but tomorrow I get off around noon if you and Gil want to meet Feliks and I at the park around 1 that'll work." She smiles.
"Yeah that's great see you then." Gil walks up to Monica giddly.
"What happened to you?" Monica asks.
"I have a date with Liz! She, feliks, myself and..." Gil pauses for moment, "and my twin sister." he facepalms himself.
Monica burst out laughing, "Smooth Gil smooth. You really know how to woo the ladies." She continues to laugh at him.
Yoa walks in, "Why did you..." he huffs from running,  "Why did you leave?!" he finally says exhausted.
Gil's eyes widened, "The boys!" he runs to the elevator.

With Francis...

Francis continues to cook and as he brings a bowl of chopped onions with tears in his eyes. He noticed two blonde curl peaking from the round windows on the kitchen doors.
"I see you there." Francis chuckles.
Alfred and Mattie walk in "Hi." They said in unison.
"What do you want?" He crossed his arms.
"Pasta if you don't mind." Mattie asks.
"What is Feli gonna fix for you?" He sighs.
"Well we were playing baseball and we broke two windows at the same time." Alfred says.
"How did you manage that?" Francis asks.
"We were both playing bat." Alfred says.
"That's not even baseball!" Francis says.
"It's twin baseball." Alfred smiles.
" I give up." He says as he throws his hands up.
"We know you won't give it to us for free so we brought some photos of Arthur. We bought it from Liz." Mattie says holding up photos.
Francis blushes and take the photos and put it in his pocket. "Fine." Francis turns on the water to let it boil.
"Told you it work." Alfred says.

With Gil...

Gil taps his foot eagerly as he waits for Arthur to hand him the key, "Why didn't you not order another key?!" Monica says upset.
"I didn't think I needed another one by leaving the bird with the boys." He says.
Arthur walk up with the new key, "Clearly you don't know them." He says placing it in Gil's hand.
"I'm there awesome Uncle clearly I should know." Gil says.
"Stay here a month you'll learn." Arthur mumbles. Monica punches arthur in the stomach Arthur bends over in pain.
"Those are my nephews you're talking about." Monica has hands on her hips.
"I apologize." Arthur sighs. Gilbert enters his room with monica and arthur and sees the bird missing.
"Where's gilbird?"  Gil looks at the cage.
"WHERE'S THE BOYS?!" Monica says concerned.
"NEVER MIND THE BOYS! WHERE'S MY BIRD?!" Gil says.
"GILBERT!" Monica scolds.
"Sorry...the boys are important too," Gil says, "but my gilbird is more important." He mumbles.
Francis walks by with the photos and flips through them. Gil turns and spots Francis and points.
"YOU!" He yells angrily.
"Heyyyy...." Francis says awkwardly. Monica and Arthur look back and forth between the two men.
"Do you two know each other?" arthur asks trying to break the tension but having the reverse affected.They both try to talk at the same time.
"Yes!" Gilbert says angrily.
"Yeahhh....." Francis step back.
"Don't you DARE try to run away!" Gilbert says sternly. Arthur notices the pictures.
"What do you have there?" He asks.
"Au revior!" Francis says running out.
"Get back here!" They both run out after him. Monica sighs and follows as they run Feliciano notices and runs with them.
"Why are we running?" He asks.
"Don't you have somewhere to be?!" Francis yells back as he runs.
"Oh yeah~ bye Monica~." He skips off happily singing the Germany song.

At the lobby....

They all run in and Francis grabs Liz and uses her as a shield.
"LIZ SAVE ME!" He quivers behind her and her fist automatically goes up as it does whenever someone uses her as a shield she ends up punching Arthur in the face.
"OW BLOODY HELL!" He yells in pain.
"Sorry it automatic." Liz explains helping him up.
"Don't do that again!" Arthur scolds.
"I can't really help it." Liz says.
"Hence the word 'automatic'." Gil says. Liz pats Francis's head as he clings to her.
"Have fun." She says.
"No wait don't leave me!" Francis pleads. Liz sighs and crosses her arms.
"Why are you chasing him? I expect as much from arthur but you Gil I'm surprised." Liz asks.
"YOU STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND SAKURA!" Gilbert yells.
"THAT WAS YEARS AGO!" Francis yells back.
"I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER!" He says.  
"Well she liked me better." Francis said. Arthur hits Francis in the head.
"Listen this is a hotel not a wrestling ring. if you're going to fight, do it outside." Arthur crossed his arms.
"Hmph I have a soufflé to bake." Francis said walking off. Gilbird flies on top of Francis's head and sits.
"YOU STOLE MY BIRD YOU STINKY FRENCHMAN!" Gilbert yells and point.
"What?! No I did-" He looks up and sees the bird. "I didn't even know there was a bird."
"LIAR!" Gilbert shouts. Right then the boys run in with bird seed in there hands and hides it behind there backs. Antonio walks in.
"Hey the band's back together." He says cheerfully. the boy scoot behind the adults backs to felis office and the hundle.
"Oh no Gilbird is on top of Chef Bonnefoy's head what do we do now?" Mattie asks Feli crouches down with the boys.
"What are we talking about?" He asks. the boys look at each other.
"We need your help" They say in unison.
"Ve~ whats in it for me?" Feli asks.
"We give you pasta." Alfred says. Feli pauses.
"And a date with Aunt Monica." Mattie adds.
"Ok then," he smiles "What do you need me to do?"
"Ok here's the plan," Alfred ushers the two boys to close in and begins whispering the plan.