Aries: so what sports exist now?
Taurus: *cracks knuckles* that felt good
Gemini: God damnit and my dream was just getting to the good part
Cancer: if you can make a dub located human then I'm going to make one of the high school musical cast and make them perform it
Leo: AHHHHH! OMG HOLY POOP! What happened to fashion?!?! You look ugly and you look ugly, what the hell is that a mullet!!! EWWW THATS SO THE 1980's
Virgo: yall need to chill
Libra: *runs after Aquarius and Capricorn* HEY WAIT FOR ME
Scorpio: so how do all you fuckers like being seduced
Sagittarius: *keeping Leo from murdering everyone*
Capricorn: THESE VIDEO GAMES ARE ACTUAL VIDEO GAMES NOT THE ONES FROM 2016
Aquarius: THE VIDEO GAMES ARE AMAZING *runs with Capricorn*
Pisces: ITS THE TIME WARP TRIO---- DOZEN
Leo's was fun to write
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Zodiac Signs
De TodoA fun book with all the zodiac signs! Hope you enjoy what your sign gets/does! This is not 100% accurate so please don't get mad c: I'm a Capricorn ♑️. NOT ALL WERE BY ME SOME WERE FOUND ON TUMBLR!!! If you find a chapter that you created AND can pr...