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*at an interview with Charlie and funny

" what is the must untrue thing that people thing about you guys?"

" they think we're a*s" said funny

" yeah I mean we try not to be bad people" said Charlie

"Sky what about you?"

"People think since I'm there daughter I'm a terrible kid" I said

" I don't believe that"

" no really on the last tour this guy brought his son to a concert then after posted a photo of me Hugging his son and long story short it said 'they say that Skylars heartless and a bad person she is the complete opposite of that' and that guy is awesome to me" I said

" I remember that" said Charlie

" yeah and Um every once in a while I get in a bar fight and when I come home I go her first" said funny

" you don't love me?" Asked Charlie

" no ok so when I go to her I say hi I'm home ya know the usual and sometimes ok sky I'm gonna embarrass the hell outa you for a minute ok so if she has a nightmare she'll come to me or kurlzz or hey j didn't you and sky fall asleep next to each other?" Asked funny

" yeah" yelled j in the distance

" so I swear if you think my little ones heartless you as far off as can be" said funny

" that's cute so sky falls asleep next to one of you"

"Since I'm a cop I have so many memories and all of them are bad so I go see them and let me lay with them" I said

" yeah she's like a butterfly I feel like I touch her shoulder I'm gonna break her" yelled kurlzz

" so sky what do you think about the band avenged sevenfold?"

" I like their music just not Jack" I said

"D*ckless little f*cker f*ckin that little s*it called my kiddo something you should ever call a girl" said Charlie

" you got em pissed" I said covering Charlies mouth

" f*cking fa-"said funny

" ok hold up" I said covering funny mouth

" I'll finish f*ggot" said kurlzz

"Sky do you still have feelings for him?"

" no" I said uncovering funny and Charlies mouth

"Are you currently in a flame with someone?"

"Nope I'd rather be single " I said

" same here"

" yeah" I said high-five'n  him

"What about Jeff? not shady but another Jeff"Asked funny

" we're friends" I said

"Yeah right kiddo" Said Charlie

" really" I said

"Then why do you have his sweat pants?" Asked funny

"While you guys were working on getting me back me and hunter stayed at jeff's and I showed him how to deck people that's why" I said

" I can just see the flames" said Charlie

"We're just messing with you" said funny

"Yeah yeah" I said

" God you and kurlzz are alike Jesus" said Charlie

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