[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

How I become ExoMembers in everyday life

[KRIS] Friends teasing/pairing me up with this beautiful human..

Me: "Sorry, but he's not my style.."

Me: *secretly followed him by my gaze*

Friends: *caught me, now with rape faces*

Me: "what?"

[XIUMIN] Passed a mirror after waking up..

Me: *astonished by my fresh potato morning face*

Me: *does Xiu's Buing2x* BUING BUING~

Me: EEEEEEHHHH.. I'm so cu--

Bro: *behind me* What the fu--

Me: *walks away like nothing happened*

[LUHAN] Received my allowance before going to school

Me: *passing my bro, showing off the money i have* 

Me: I GOT THE GOOOOD, I GOT THE GOOD GOOD!

Me: *walking in swaeg douche bag*

Bro: -_-

[CHEN] Not into Drama..

Friends: *comforting a friend who's crying due to some break ups / issues*

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Them: *looking disturbed at me*

Me: *looks at them, took my earphones off*

Them:.  . . . 

Me: Oh.. Oh.. Sorry. I was watching EXO & BTS Cracks.. I mean--aww... You'll be okay girl.. :< I'm sure. 

Me: *hesitantly+awkwardly caressing her*

[TAO] Walk into the grocery like..

Mom: Grab what you wanna buy but not too--

Me: OKAY!

/Eldorado chorus played in the BG/  

Me: *grabs everything I need in mom's grocery cart*

Me: DONE! :D

Mom: ...

Mom: *grabs another empty cart instead, so done with her daughter*

Me: BUT YOU SAID--

[LAY] When I'm about to study for Math (Math is my mortal enemy)

Me: *looks at the equations*

Me: *tries to remembers equations*

Me: *trying to remember but failed*

Me: *draws smiley*

[SUHO] Heard lil brother cuss.

Me: HEY!

Bro: *wide eyes stared at me*

Me: WHAT THE FUCK! DID I JUST HEARD YOU CUSS YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT!!!?

[KYUNGSOO] Lil Bro didn't listen to me, after I called him so many times that food is ready.

Bro: Just a sec..

Me: I'm counting to three. 1....2...

Bro: WAIT! It's almost--

Me: *unplug the TV* ....3 

Me: *leaving him with a done face* 

[SEHUN] Hooters or admirers or threats or guys flirting with me personally or chat.

/personal/

Them: Hi there...

Me: *walk pass them, seen no one*

/internet/

Them: HI THERE ;)

Me: *seenzoned*

[KAI] Best of both worlds..

When I'm with Friends, Family, Relatives, to my Pet, and anybody I know: 

Becomes Jongin.

When I saw a goodlooking person/ When I'm out walking alone surrounded by strangers: 

Becomes Kai.

[CHANYEOL] Just being loud as fuck 

Me: *screams like there's no heaven and hell at midnight*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Dad: WHAT HAPPENED!?

Me: AAAAAHHHY LOST MY MIND.. Noreul choeummannasseultte~

Dad: GO TO SLEEP!!!!

[BAEKHYUN] Went to school and knowing there's no class..

Classmates: HEY YOU'RE LATE..

Me: AHHH YEAH KKAEBSONG..

Classmates: What are you s-- aww, anyway, there's no class hehehe. Bye.

Me: *leaved alone*

Me: Kamjak Noraesong~ :( 

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