[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

Exo at the Mall Random

Xiumin: "Oh my goddess.."
*drops his baozi, starstrucked*

Kris: "Damn. My style. DAMMIT! She's my style."

Suho: "I bet she needs a daddy."
*wiggling eyebrows*

Baekhyun: *lip bite*
"Too bad boys, she's going to choose me."

Tao: "Oh shut up. I know she won't pick you low standards. She'll pick me."

Luhan: "Oh please. I'm Lu.... For sure, it's me."
*winks*

Chanyeol: *passing them bringing guitar*
"Let's go hyung(Lay), let's show some skills.."

Lay: *following*
"Excuse us boys. Coming through.."

Chen: *starting to show off*
"No one can't resist my voice. Come here gull..."

Kai: *took off his shirt* *smirk* *winks*
"Hey there babe.."

Sehun: *smirk*
"This will be so simple."

Kyungsoo: *slaps them all with rolled paper in the head*
"Nobody fucking help me in the groceries and you're just all in this petsh----aish.. Anyway, I'm done in the groceries. Let's go home."

r.o.Exo: BUT KYUNGIE~ THE PUPPY!!!

Kyungsoo: I SAID LET'S GO HOME!

r.o.Exo: Awww.. But the puppy is very cute.

Kyungsoo: NO BUTS!! LET'S GO!!

r.o.Exo: Awwww :'(

r.o.Exo: *leaving the pet shop*

Kyungsoo: HEY JONGIN! WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS!?

Kai: Sorry hyung. But the girl reading this is such a cutie, I wanna take her home.

Kyungsoo: AISH! WEAR YOUR SHIRT! We're going home..

Kai: Not without her...

*looks at you pouting*
Please come with me?

Kyungsoo: *pulled Kai by his ears*
Being a fuckboy again?

Kai: FINE I'M GOING.. BUT........I'm not going with without Chany and Lay hyung...

Kyungsoo: aish.. Hyung(Suho) please bring these groceries to the car.....wait where are--

/Chanyeol & Lay, at the street, playing guitar with sunglasses as BLIND BEGGARS/

Kyungsoo: why the f--

Kai: Suho hyung won't give them money to buy a ticket for riding that kiddie train, and told them to find their own money.. SO...

Kyungsoo: *facepalm, rubbing the bridge of his nose*

Kyungsoo: Aish these hyungs.

Sehun: I feel you.
*tapping DO's back*

/someone tapped Sehun at the back/

Sehun: *turned*

Joshua: Ahhh excuse me sir, have you seen a tall guy with a very big ears and--

Kyungsoo: *pointing to Lay&Chany* "You mean those two?"

Woozi: MY GUITAR!!!!!

Joshua: First, both of those were mine and second, you're just using my guitar as---

Woozi: Ah shnagger dwazzers,, we're going to get our guitar, like, right now!
*came charging at Chanyeol & Lay*

Joshua: *bows* Thank you sirs. We really appreciate your help. May God bless your soul and your fate. Thanks. *calmly left*

/Chanyeol & Lay screaming with guitar getting crashed into human, and Woozi screaming while Jisoo's stopping him/

Kyungsoo: *smirks* I like that small kid.

Sehun: That taller kid has such polite manners.

/suddenly/

Suga: *hyperventilating from running*

Suga: HEY GUYS!!! HAVE YOU SEEN A SMALL KID AND---OH SHIT!! NEVERMIND!! FUCK THIS!! I TOLD THIS KID NOT TO--

Suga: *comes running towards the guitar torture*
"WOOZI!! HEY! WO--JISOO! STOP HIM!!"

Jisoo: May the Lord heal their pain..

Suga: *pulling woozi away from Chanyeol & Lay*

Kyungsoo & Sehun watching the guitar torture chaos. Meanwhile....the OT8 inside the car..

*grasshopper chirping*

Suho: So....where are those 4....? *blinking*

Chen: Lay is lost again...I guess.

Baekhyun: I really want that puppy *pouts*

Tao: BITCH SHE'S MINE! HYUNG WILL BUY IT FOR ME! RIGHT GEGE?

Kris: *looked away at the window* "That puppy is also my style..."

Xiumin: Can we get inside the mall again? Fake Maknae, out of Baozi. Buing Buing??

Luhan: You can eat some of the foods in the groceries behind....Kyungsoo might bought some--

/all looked at the groceries behind with evil smirks/

Chen: Are you really that brave to took Satan's grocerys?

/all looked in the front quickly as fuck/