During dinner...
Kid: Mom.. How did you and dad met? :)
You: It's a long story baby..
Kid: Pweeeease?? :<
You: *sigh* Fine..
You: *inhales deeply* When The skies and the grounds were one legends---
Bias: *sigh* Sweetheart...
You: *excessive gestures* through there twelve forces nurtured the tree of life.
Bias: *facepalm*
You: An eye of red forces created the evil which covered the heart of tree of life--.
Bias: Please---
You: ---and the heart slowly grew dry
Bias: CARELESS CARELESS! SHOOT ANONY---Uhh--*clear throats* *continued eating like nothing happened*
You: *whispered & lean to your kid* That's when I start noticed your daddy.. infact I was playing hard to get bef--
Bias: Oh please you even screamed infront of me during our fansigning ev---*you shoved a bread in his mouth*
You: I---PLAYED---HARD---TO---GET----BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
Bias: *choking*
Kid: ಠ__ಠ)
You: Then we fell in love, get married, then a stork flew above us your dad, dropped a pearl then boom! it turned into a baby... that's when we have you~♥
Bias: we got married. then we have sex.
You:
Bias:
Kid
You: ಠ益ಠ
Bias: -___- sorry
Kid: I.....think....I....better....get....going.. GOODNIGHT MOM. NIGHT DAD. LOVE YOU! *runs to his room*
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