Vey Mahiyaa

SORRY!

Tum?! Ab kya ho gaya...

Haan mai! Kyun shahrukh khan ko axpect kar rahi thi?

Wohh.. Mai... Class.. Maammm...

Nahi ayengi... Koi class nahi hogi yahan..

Wohh mera pennn... Dekho...

Pen ka tho naam b mat lena (angrily) tumhari itni himmat ke tumne meri.! Meri complain kee? Haan! Samajhti kya ho tum? Muh uthaa ke chali gayi princi ke paas ek maamuli se pen ke liye?

Aaayyeee! Khabardaar mamuli pen nahi hai woh.. Aur haan kee maine complain! Tum jaise ladko se nahi darti hu mai samjhe.. Tum hote kaun ho? Hero ho kya? Jab dekho tab shaan patti dikhate phirte ho.. Mawali kahin ke!

Bossss! Boss hai yahan ka rv! (Machmach voice) aur jahan khadi ho tum woh college rv ka hai...! He is the respective owner of EXCEL COLLEGE! Ye baat apbe bheje me fit karlena ke yahan sirf rv kee chalti hai miss theekhi churi...!

(Oh god! Naya syyappa! Ye ladka is college ka owner hai.. Great! Issey bura aur kya ho sakta hai mere sath...?)

Kya sonch rahi ho? Suna nahi? I'm the BOSS! HERO! of this college! Yahan wahi chalta hai jo mai chahta hu... Ab tak tho tumhe ye pata chal hi gaya hoga ki yahan kisi ki nahi chalti, na sir ki, na madam ki, na princi ki... Yahan mera raaj chalta hai mera!

Ohhh! Tabhi mai sonchu tum itna attitude marte kyun phirte rehte ho.... Iss college pe hukum chalate ho, sabko dara kar rakkha hai, par nahi.. Mai nahi darne wali.. Chahe jo b ho!
Mera pen! Mujhey mera pen chahiye.. Give it to me right now!

Ye pen! (Shows the pen) ye pen itni asaani se nahi milne wala.. Waisey iss pen me hai kya? Koi jadu wadu tho nahi karta ye pen? Arey machmach kahin ye woh pencil ki tarah tho nahi.. Wahi shakalaka boom boom wali pencil yaad hai tujhe?

Haan bhai...! Kya mast pencil thi na woh... Jo utara woh real ho jata tha! Kahin ye pen b.....

Ye ley (throws the pen) dekh zara antique maal lagta hai ye pen aisa kya khaas hai isme?

(Turns the pen round and it starts ringing a sweet tune..)

Arey waah!!! Isme se tho awaz aa rahi hai...

Dekho mai bol rahi hu mera pen mujhe dedo! Aisey nahi kar sakte tumlog...

Acchhaaaa! Tho yeh baat hai isliye iss TC ko ye pen itna pyara hai.. Exam hall me accha time pass hota hoga na? Jab answer yaad na aaye tho music bajane ka aur kho jaane ka! (Both laughs)

Listen you! Ye koi time pass machine nahi hai... Ye pen mera...

Jaan hai! (Machmach says) ye pen me iski jaan basi hai jaise uss tote me raja ki jaan basi thi...

Exactly! Ek dum sahi bola tune machmach... Musical pen ke liye itna lagaw...

Ye penn... Ye pen mere papa pa mm...

Haan!

Ye pen mere papa ki nishani hai... Ye pen mujhe dedo warna acha nahi hoga!

Ohhhhhhhhhh........ Bingo! Tabhi mai bolun iss pen ke liye ye itna kyun tadap rahi hai... Ye pen chahiye? Diya! Lelo isey parrr!

Parrr?

Iss oen ke liye tumhe mujhey sorry bolna hoga! Simple!

Maine bola tho tha us waqt... Ab mai dobara nahi bolungi...

Tum aise nahi sunogi (drags her in anger) aisey nahi...! Pure college ke samne! Jee haan! Pure college ke samne tumhe mujhe sorry bolna hoga! Tabhi ye pen tumhe milega... Chalo! (Drag her outside)

Tho miss TC! (Shouts) audi me jaao announcement karo mic me bolo sorry rv ghalati ho gayi mujhse, mujhey maaf kardo, agli baar aisa nahi hoga!
Taaki sabko pata chale Raghu Veer Naik ke saath panga lene par kya hota hai...! Aaj pura college dekhega... Raghu ke maamle me taang adane pe, us se behas karne pe, us se bhidne pe, us se panga lene pe kya hota hai... yehi haal hota hai....! Koi maafi nahi milegi sirf saza milegi saza....

Parr mai wohhh (tears in eyes)

Suna nahi? Behri ho kya? Ye pen chahiye tho maafi mangni padegi.. Faster!

(Goes slowly) Exx excuse me (low voice) ye audi ka ka kaha par hai?
Ground floor to the left....
(Goes to audi holds the mic, in a low voice)

Mmmm... Aaa.. Woh... Raghu veer naik! I'm SORRY! (Everyone hears voice in speakers) mujhse ghalati ho gayi.. Mujhey maaf kardo, dobara aisa nahi hoga!

(A sound of clap, raghu claps) Thak! Thak! Thak! Thak! Thak!

Well done miss TC! Maan gaye! Nichey aa jao... (Comes down)

(Tears in eyes) woh mera...

Pen?! Ye raha..! Aaan.. Par ye yaad rahe agli baar raghu se panga nahi lene ka! Got it?! Ye lo.. (Gives back the pen, both stares each other) tring tring tring tring (breaks and goes out with machmach)
Hello!

Well done! (Lady's voice) kya baat hai rv tumne tho kamaal hi kardiya aaj... Kya maza chakaya us ladki ko.. Dekhne layaq manzar tha.. I mean sunne layaq manzar tha.. Anyway tumne aaj ye saabit kardiya ke tum NAIK SADAN ke hero ho more or less! (It's rasika the incharge of college) tumhare kaka aur mai yehi bol rahe the abhi... Rv? Tum sun rahe ho na?

Hmmm haan! Mujhe kuch kaam hai agar apko koi zaruri baat karni ho tabhi mujhe call kariyega... Warna nahi bye!

Parr rv! Koi baat nahi...

Kya hua kya kaha rv ne?

Thanx kaha mujhey aur kya! (Smiles)

(Antra in library, tears in eyes, recalls everything and leaves)

Well done mere sher! (Ruksana says banging on his back) aaj tho party banti hai...

Woh tho hai.. Party tho banti hai rv... Chal kisi jhakas place pe chalte hai...

Haan party tho hum karenge! (Nods the head) let's go!

Antra's home

Didi aap aa gayi...

Kaisa tha aaj ka din antra?

Woh maami (low voice) mai thak gayi hu apne room me jaa rahi hu...

Haaye Allah! Kya hua antra bete tu jaa jake aram karle mai tere liye garam doodh lekar aati hu...

Theek hai noor apa!

(Lying on bed) mujhe sab kuch bhula dena chahiye ye pen mujhe mil gaya wahi kaafi hai mere liye! Ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya!

Kya ho gaya antra???

Aaa wohh noor apa kuch nahi... Bas thak gayi hu.. Is bheed bhari dunya me,. Iss shorr me.. In logo me.. Khud ko kho diya hai maine kahin.. Kisi b baat pe beparwaah rehne wali MAI aaj MAI nahi rahi... Kho gayi hu jaise kahin..

Koi baat nahi beta aisa aksar hota hai, hum jab naye sheher me rehne aatey hai thoda time lagta hai yahan adjust hone me, tum fikar mat karo.. Dekhna ek din yahan ke log tum me dhal jayenge.. Tum me rang jayenge! Tum jaise ban jayenge! Meri antra sabko apne jaisa bana degi...

Kaaashhh...!

Woh sab chordo ye lo garam doodh peelo aur araam karo mai chalti hu...

Thanx noor apa!

Dhinkchak dhinchak dhinchak (music)

Maza aa gaya aaj tho rv! Bang on! Uss theekhi churi ko aisa sabaq seekhaya ke woh apna aqqa zindagi ye nahi bhulegi...

Ya right mm! Rv and gang se jo b panga lega uska yehi haal hoga... (Gives high five)

Well it's KARMA you know guys! (Raghu Winks)

To be continued....