hey guys, first book on wattpad so vote and read and stuff. No negative comments unless its constructive feedback thanks or I will report you to the police. dun dun durn... just kidding.
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Claire was random. I say was because she died in 2089 after choking on a stepladder. She would come out with a comment on a conversation topic that had been covered thoroughly 45 minutes previously. The reason being, she would stare out the windows during a conversation and would come out of a daydream unaware that any time had passed. She loved food and she married a chef. She didnt actually love him, or even like him but he did make good garlic ice cream. She loved the food he made her but not the man himself.
She died because she was hungry and she was sleepwalking and she walked in straight into a stepladder that was in her way and swallowed it and then choked in her sleep and died. She liked to daydream and take a huge bite out of an armchair burger then zone out and half the burger would fall out of her mouth and into her dinosaurs'. Her pet dinosaur was loved by all. He would bite a lampost if Claire was about to eat it and she would pat him on the head and feed him a tissue as a treat.
So anyway Claire was a wonderer. In fact she was Wonderer in Chief for Budgie. Budgie made a lot of weird things all of which Claire had thought up. These are things like inflatable 4 tonne weights, garlic ice cream, net raincoats, decaffeinated coffee, non existent jerseys, fish apples, newspapers written in invisible ink, black lightbulbs, evaporating trees, skunk scented candles, edible olives(no offence to olive-lovers), soleless shoes and hot ice. Basically anything that is stupid or useless or disgusting, you can guarantee Clair will have thought of it. This list tell you how Claires mind works.
Those who are depressed that they didnt come up with such awesomely useless things there is one consolation... the one thing Claire didnt think of was what would happen if she was sleepwalkin and she choked on a ladder. How unfortunate. Now that you guys have read this then you have an advantage over Claire the Dead.
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Wondering (Book 1) READ THIS ITS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FanficClaire was a dreamer. The world was a mystery to her. She wondered at everything. All her life she had been told off for staring out of the classroom windows at the birds in the trees. Follow her story as she learns lifes lessons the hard way.
