Secrets don't last

What is happening?

I wake up suddenly, with a slight ringing in my ears, sweat all over my body.
"Jaaaaaasoooooon, get your breakfast, and get out the door!" My mum shouted from the kitchen. Huuh, that's usually what wakes me up!?! So I get up surprisingly refreshed, and go downstairs. I decide to actually have some actual food, so I grab a pizza that my step-dad had last night, and then I burst out the door before he could notice. To my delight, my big oaf and his friends have come to reveal their love for me.
"So Jason wanna be killed for making me and my friends late for school?" Grumbled that idiotic sack of meat, while I just bit into my slice of pizza. He started to walk over to me, and before I knew what was going on, there was a fist flying towards my face. No person could dodge the fist when it was this close to their body. But despite all odds, I swivelled like lightning and put my foot out to trip him over. He fell. That's when I saw the amount of friends he had today. So I ran to the side, and jumped over the high hedge, probably about five meters. WOOOOOOW! O! M! G! How did I just do that's? I then sprinted out my neighbors garden and there they were all nicely lined up blocking my way to school! I turned and oaf was there outraged.
"Oh, and by the way my name's Ppihdy. You say it like: P D." I am amazed by this, did he actually just tell me his name? This must have been a signal of some sort 'cause as soon as he said that, every body charged! For some reason my body and told me to stay put, so I did! Then at the last second, I jumped ten meters into the air, landing hard on my feet, nobody in front, good. RUN! I got to school just on time for music again! Wait, no oaf, means no broken ear drums. Win win. Don't get killed by freaks, and my ears still work.
"Jason, please sit down, we need to get going." Said miss in her polite tone. So I did. I looked around. Aha! No big oa- No I can't call him that anymore. No big Ppihdy! He's late. Great. By the way, here, if your caught coming to lesson, five minutes late its isolation for the whole day. But ten minutes. And its the whole month...