Me: WE GOTS A COMBOOOOO!
Jesse: Did you by chance have any sugar or coffee today?
Me: ... Déjà vu
Jesse: What?
Me: Nothing. Where's the cinnamon roll?
Olivia: Who?
Me: ... Nice hair?
Jess: Again, who?
Me: SERIOUSLY EVEN YOU? I'M CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT LUKAS HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HIS HAIR AND HES SO SWEET LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL THE ONLY TIME HE WAS MEAN WAS WHEN AXEL WAS BEING A JERK
Axel & Olivia: Hey!
Olivia: Don't talk about my friend like that!
Axel: I'm not a jerk...
Me: WHATEVER YOU JESS AND OLIVIA YOU BOTH KNOW HE HAS... *smirks* Excellent hair...
Olivia: *tries to cover a laugh with a cough*
Jess: *blushes* How do you know about that?!
Me: I have my ways.
Olivia: He does have really nice hair, though.
Axel: What, do you like him or something?
Olivia: Nah. *whispers* That's Jess's territory. *snickers*
Me: LUKAS WHERE ARE YOU?!
Petra: *swings open door* Would you guys shut up?! We could hear you all the way from town!
Lukas: *walks in looking bored* What do you want?
Me: Swagmaster69699 had a combo for you.
Lukas: Let's get this over with.
Me: The question - Which girl do you like most? AND BE HONEST *holds up flamethrower*
Lukas: ... PETRA *Applejack liar face*
Me: *sets Jesse's butt on fire with flamethrower and stares threateningly at Lukas*
Jesse: OH MY GOD MY BUTT HOLY CRAP SOMEONE PUT DOWN SOME WATER
Jess: Hold still and I'll douse you! *chasing after him*
Lukas: Er... steps away from me*
Me: *steps towards Lukas* BE HONEST!
Lukas: EEP! I LIKE JESS OKAY?!
Jesse: *stops*
Jess: *absentmindedly pours water on Jesse* ... What?
Me: And the dare is for you to kiss whoever you said. Sooo... Jess!
Lukas: *blushes* Um, alright... *walks over and kisses Jess on the cheek*
Me: No, no, nonononono! That won't do! The dare says you have to French kiss!
Lukas & Jess: WHAT?!
Olivia: I'm all for cute relationships, but... *turns around*
Axel: Ditto. *NOPEs around*
Me: Hey Petra, I'll bet you a diamond he won't do it til I threaten him.
Petra: You're on.
Jesse: *leans down and covers Reuben's eyes*
Me: Wait, didn't he...? Oh yeah, author powers.
Jess: Can't we just skip the dare and call it a day? I mean-
Lukas: *pulls Jess into a kiss*
Me: Aaand they're making out. *tosses a diamond to Petra*
Petra: *catches easily* Sweet, finally got what Ivor owed me. Even if it wasn't from him.
Me: ... Let's just leave.
Axel: Agreed.
Olivia: Ditto.
Everyone except Lukas and Jess: *leaves the treehouse to hang out in the forest*
Me: *whispers* Leave more dares! <3
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Ask or Dare MCSM
FanfictionOkay, I know that SO many people have done this already - even more than my other MCSM fanfic, but I wanted to have a go. I'll be in this, but mainly to read out the dares and questions. I mean, you can include me if you want - doesn't bother me. Bu...
