Jesse: *sleeping next to Petra on the couch*
Petra: *lying on Jesse*
Me: *yells* Dare time!
Jesse: AHH!
Petra: What the hell, dude?
Axel: *from his room* We're trying to sleep!
Olivia: *from her room* Go to bed, Topaz!
Me: Ahem, I said - *yells into megaphone* - DARE TIME!
Jess: We're up, we're up! *runs out of her room* What do you want?!
Axel: *yawns* I was having a good dream...
Olivia: Me too... Eek! *trips and falls on Axel in a... very "risqué" position (>:3)* *blushes*
Axel: Uhh... *blushes* Hi...
Jess: *takes photo*
Me: *screaming internally* *squeals really quietly and really high-pitched*
Axel & Olivia: *getting up* *blushing*
Petra: Er, T? You feelin alright? *leans on Jesse*
Jesse: *blushes*
Me: *fangirling intensifies* I AM GOOD. ANYWAY DARE. Swagmaster69699 gave us a dare with three steps. Step one is to knock out Lukas.
Petra: We can do that.
Jess: Why you two?
Me: Because we're the ones who won't faint if he looks really cute sleeping or something, and I want to save the last part for someone else.
Jess: Er- Well, good point.
Olivia: But... I don't even like Lukas...
Me: Sure you don't.
Olivia: Well if I do, you do too.
Me: Wait, don't you remember? I already said that I would date any of you if I could. BUTISHIPJETRAANDLUKESSE(ALSOKNOWNASKESSKAS)ANDOLIVIAXEL
Everyone except me: ... What?
Me: NOTHINGLETSGOPETRA *grabs Petra and jumps down out of the trapdoor*
Jess: ...
Jesse: Well...
Axel: So-
Olivia: I don't like Lukas.
Jess: You better not.
Olivia: I swear, I don't! As far as I'm concerned, that's your territory. I just think he looks good.
Jess: What's the rest of the dare say?
Jesse: It says... Uhh... Okay, Jess, you can go back to sleep.
Jess: Okay. I'm gonna go get some rope.
Axel & Olivia: What do we do?
Jesse: You guys just stay here. Alone. Together. And wait for me to come back. *hops down through trapdoor*
Olivia: Well, I'm going back to bed.
Axel: Wait, maybe we should just stay out here. So that Jesse doesn't yell at us to wake us up.
Olivia: ... Alright?
~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Huh. So this is Lukas's place?
Petra: Yep. *walks in quietly*
Me: *follows Petra*
Lukas: *quiet snoring*
Me: Is that Lukas?
Petra: Who else? *looks around the corner into Lukas's room* Oh, geez. He is pretty cute when he's asleep.
Me: What did you sa- uhh... *face completely red*
Petra: *smirks* Won't faint, huh?
Me: Shut up... Just don't tell Olivia. We're still having a bet to see who can be more... Calm around hot guys and our crushes.
Petra: Just run outside and scream.
Me: OKAY! *skips outside and runs a fair bit away* AHH! HELP!
Lukas: Wh... Did someone just yell for help? *jumps out of bed and runs to door*
Petra: Sorry about this, Lukas, but a dare's a dare. *hits him in the back of the head with a shovel*
*INSERT FRYING PAN NOISE FROM TANGLED*
Me: *teleports back* Is he out cold?
Petra: One; yes. And two; you have Enderpearls and you didn't tell us?!
Me: I just got one now.
Petra: ... Sure. *holds up Lukas'
by his left arm*
Me: *holds up Lukas by his right arm* I'm serious! I don't do Author Powas™ unless it's to keep a character (or two) alive.
~~~~~~~~~~
Axel: I'm bored.
Olivia: Ditto. Maybe we should just-
Jesse: *climbs up ladder* Back! And I have the rope!
Axel: Finally!
Olivia: We were about to go back to bed.
Jesse: Well, sorry! It's hard to find rope in the middle of the night!
Petra: We're back. *pulls Lukas up through the trapdoor*
Olivia: Why is Topaz looking away from Lukas?
Me: NOTHING. I JUST... I THINK THE WALLS SHOULD BE BIRCH. OR SPRUCE.
Olivia: ... Riiight. So, what now?
Me: Okay, we have rope, right?
Jesse: Yeah. Just got some.
Me: Jesse and Olivia, you two tie Lukas to a chair.
Jesse: *puts Lukas on chair*
Olivia: *ties him up*
Axel: What do we do?
Me: You... *whispers*
Axel: Uhh, cool? I guess?
*IN THE MORNING*
Lukas: *wakes up* Wh- WHY AM I STRAPPED TO A CHAIR?! And... Why is there a mirrOH SERIOUSLY
Everyone: AHH!
Me: *yawns* What? Oh yeah. Yadda yadda yadda, it was a dare, blah blah blah, untie him.
Petra: ... Olivia, what the hell? I can't untie this knot.
Me: *throws a shuriken at the rope and it slices through*
Petra: ... You could've just given me my sword.
Me: Meh.
Lukas: Why would you ruin my hair?! ... Is this sand?! WHY WOULD YOU PUT SAND IN MY HAIR?!
Olivia: Axel... Seriously?
Axel: Welcome to shrug city, Liv.
Jess: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LUKAS?!
Axel: ... Crap. *jumps out the window*
Jess: GET BACK HERE!
Me: That was interesting. Leave more dares! <3
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Ask or Dare MCSM
FanfictionOkay, I know that SO many people have done this already - even more than my other MCSM fanfic, but I wanted to have a go. I'll be in this, but mainly to read out the dares and questions. I mean, you can include me if you want - doesn't bother me. Bu...
