Xander's nostrils flared. " Can't send me to see my own girlfriend right now? What kind of bullshit is this?!" World War 3 was going to break loose if he didn't see a reasonable explanation as to why he could not see his girlfriend who he thought was dying. He slammed his fist on the counter. " Why can I not go see my girlfriend!?" he shouted, startling the whole room. Everyone looked at him awkwardly, except for the counter lady. She understood why he was mad.
" Listen son, I know ya' miss yer' 'GF' right now-"
" YEAH I DO! A LOT TOO!" Xander interrupted.
" Ahem, and I know you are worried for her. But you need to calm down-"
" I AM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN! I AM A BURNING FIRE BABY, AND I AM NOT GONNA BE SNUFFED BY -"
" WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY BEFORE I CALL SECURITY!" The counter lady had actually "out-louded" Xander. This is a rare sight to see or hear so... yeah, he decided to calm down then. She sighs with relief. " Finally, now I can't exactly tell you the reason why, but I can tell you when you may see your girlfriend." The Counter lady said, in a reassuring voice, trying to calm Xander down and keep him from "having a cow".
Xander's face lit up and he resigned his feelings towards his foolish temper tantrum, " When! Oh my gosh, When!" He said excitedly.
They talked for a while and Xander found out he could see Regan in about 3 hours. As he turned to walk out the door, with his head hanging low and his feet shuffling across the floor. He accidently bumped into someone. Immediately the person he crashed into, a blonde, white girl with long hair, turned around and slapped him as he had; one - touched her butt and two - she had seen his whole temper tantrum ordeal and it embarrassed her. He fell to the floor, but before he could retaliate, or, really do anything at all, a familiar voice scolded him.
" XANDER YOU ABSOLUTE PAGAN!"
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Fanfiction# Rander spinoff/AU from Trouble In Paradise... " Regan's phone rang. Bzzt Bzzt. She picked up. ' Hello?' she said. A familiar voice answered. It was Xander, AKA Regan's "schmexy" boyfriend, according to her at least... " ' Hey Rae, I have somethin...