If you want to die, you could try this:
1)Get a strong battle horse and Alabard.
2)Get a nice Scandian ship.
3)Get Halt and Erak.
4)Put Halt on Alabard and Erak on the battle horse.
5)Have the horses walk on the boat and set sail.
6)During the voyage, have the horses pace the ship.
7)See who would last longer.
8)See who decides to kill you first.
