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Convenience Store {Yoonmin edition}

A/N:   i was really hungry when i wrote this. Vote and comment/leave feedback it's much appreciated!

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~ sugafree, ur_onlyhope, sugas_bae, BaeTae, KookiePie has logged on~

{sugafree} we're at the store if anyone wants something

{sugafree} but you're all paying for it later

{BaeTae} do they have grapes?

{ur_onlyhope} ew tae why would you eat gas station grapes?

{BaeTae} they all come from the same place

{sugafree} we're not at a gas station we're at the pharmacy across the street

{KookiePie} they have snacks there?

{sugafree} i don't have time for this what do you guys want?

{sugafree} and yes they have grapes

{sugafree} green or purple?

{BaeTae} surprise me

{sugas_bae} hyung where did you go i'm lost

{ur_onlyhope} how do you get lost in a pharmacy?

{sugas_bae} i was looking at the valentine's day cards......

{ur_onlyhope} aw! are you getting something for yoongi?

{KookiePie} can i have m&ms?

{ur_onlyhope} mom said no sweets past 6:30

{sugafree} mom's at a hotel. what kind of m&ms?

{KookiePie} peanut please

{BaeTae} get a big one so we can share!

{KookiePie}  who says i have to share my candy?

{BaeTae}  you can have some of my grapes

{KookiePie} and......?

{BaeTae} sex

{ur_onlyhope} wow that was a straight answer

{ur_onlyhope} well maybe not straight.......

{sugas_bae} hyung! i'm still lost!

{sugafree} i can literally see the top of your head two aisles ahead

{sugas_bae} oh i see you now!

{ur_onlyhope} wait jimmie you didnt answer my question

{sugas_bae} oh i uh.....

{sugafree} i'm not paying for my own valentine's card jimin 

{sugas_bae} but i dont have any money!

{sugafree} you dont have to pay for sex

{KookiePie} ew

{ur_onlyhope} you two are so romantic

{BaeTae} don't worry kookie! i have something special planned for our valentine's night ;)

{ur_onlyhope} guys come home quick i'm scared jungkook and taehyung will do it while i'm in the same room

{sugas_bae} 'do it'? you mean sex?

{sugafree} yeah oh my gosh why didn't you just say sex? 'do it' makes it sound so high

school 

{ur_onlyhope} u not like high school, yoongi?

{sugafree} we do not speak of high school yoongi. he died in a fire.

{KookiePie} he died infires!

{ur_onlyhope} goddamnit i knew he was going to say that

{sugafree} you know i can put back your candy jungcock

{BaeTae} oh that should be your new username kookie!

{sugafree} no, no one wants to see that

{KookiePie} i know someone who does ;)

{BaeTae} ;)

{sugas_bae} ugh babe can we leave now? i'm sore

{ur_onlyhope} from what? we haven't been practicing in like three days

{ur_onlyhope} oh wait

{ur_onlyhope} don't answer that

{KookiePie} who's the gross couple now?

{sugafree} still you and tae

{BaeTae} :(

{sugas_bae} hobi you never said what you wanted to eat

{ur_onlyhope} sour gummies!

{sugafree} worms or bears?

{ur_onlyhope} bears. worms are gross

{sugafree} jimin i payed let's leave

{sugas_bae} where are you again?

{sugafree} did you get distracted by the valentine's shit again?

{sugas_bae} maybe.......

{sugafree} unbelievable 

{sugas_bae} sorry babe