Only Fools //Joshler\\

One

 |Tyler|

  I'm just a regular person who has dedicated their life to the internet.

 Mainly tumblr.

 I know I'm not the only one.

 Anyways, the worse part of my day came. Waking up. The sound of my alarm is the most annoying thing ever. I picked my phone up and turned the alarm off. I graduated high school like a month ago, but I still don't have a job.

 As I said earlier, I have dedicated my life to the internet. 

 I got up and exited my room, on my way downstairs to the kitchen. I gave my mom a nice "Good morning" when I passed her. This woman has dealt with me for eighteen years. I don't know why she hasn't kicked me out yet.

 I poured myself a bowl of milk and cereal, and walked back to my room.

 In the middle of my netflix and cereal, someone decided to message me on tumblr.

spxxyjim; hey qt

tyrono; oh god don't tell me you're one of those old men who keeps asking for nudes

spxxyjim; do i look old to you

tyrono; so you were gonna ask for nudes

spxxyjim; no

tyrono; then what do you want

spxxyjim; you

tyrono; blocked

spxxyjim; nO I'M JUST KIDDING

tyrono; sure fuckboy

spxxyjim; maybe i am one

tyrono; ugh just tell me what you really want

spxxyjim; friends

tyrono; same

spxxyjim; let's be friends

tyrono; okay

spxxyjim; i've been following you for like a year now btw

tyrono; oh true dat

spxxyjim; yep

tyrono; anyways you can just call me tyler 

spxxyjim; you can just call me daddy

tyrono; bb i think your gay is showing

spxxyjim; did you just call me "bb"

tyrono; maybe

spxxyjim; i'm calling you baby boy now

tyrono; i didn't give you permission to call me that

spxxyjim; i didn't ask for any

tyrono; i hate you

spxxyjim; no you don't you love me

spxxyjim; no homo

tyrono; yes homo

spxxyjim; i thought i was the fuckboy

tyrono; you are

spxxyjim; just call me josh btw

tyrono; how old are you anyways

spxxyjim; 20

tyrono; WTH I'M 18 YOU'RE LIKE MY DAD

spxxyjim; but it's just two years

tyrono; shut up dad

spxxyjim; you don't tell your father to shut up do you want to be punished

tyrono; maybe ;)

spxxyjim; i stop now