Babysitting... Who? :\\ n.h. au

Chapter 13: Revenge

Elizabeth~

Last night was amazing. I still can't believe the boys dragged me onto the stage In front of everyone! But that's okay. Revenge is my middle name

You see, having an One Direction obsessed best friend comes in handy. I know exactly how I will get each of them back.

1) Zayn: Hide ALL of his mirrors, hair products, combs, anything to make himself "the pretty boy" he is.

2) Liam: Get every spoon possible and hide them in his room

3) Harry: Vi doesn't really talk about him so the best I came up with was hack his twitter... A lot

4) Louis: Take all the carrots and hide them, possibly is gross places

5) Vi: Hide her phone from her

6) Last but not lease Niall: Hide all the food

Okay, it may not seem evil, but if you know One Direction personally or stalk them like Vi does then that is terrible to be doing what I have planned, but what they did to me was worse! Well no, but still, I have stage fright and they DRAGGED me onto stage in front of everyone!

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All the boys and Vi are out trying to find a good store to shop at and there were a lot, so I had a lot of time to set up the pranks.

As soon as I finished setting up all the pranks I had to wait for reinforcements

I sat on the couch and watch Tv, and then I heard a knock at the door

"Who is ittttt," I sing songed

"It's the one and only Paulll," he said

I opened the door and there was Paul.

You see, Paul and I have grown close since I've started to be the "nanny" of One Direction with Vi, so when I needed revenge I called him up to make sure I did everything right, cause apparently he is really good at these pranks cause the boys tend to do this to each other a lot and he gets stuck in the middle of it all.

Paul went around checking off his list,

"Everything is perfect, did you do this before?" He asked

"Nope, first time!" I said

"Well I wanna see their reactions, mind if I stay?" He asked

"Not at all," I said happily

Wow I'm the master of pranks!

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"Shut up Lou!" I heard a voice say outside the door

"No! She started it! I wanted the superman shirt first and she grabbed it right out of my hand!" Lou complained

"Lou, there were other ones." Vi said

"Doesn't matter! I wanted that one! It was gonna be for you Vi, it was the only one your size" he said shyly

They all burst into the door laughing and Zayn ran straight for his room, perfect. Just as planned

"Hi Lizzy boo, and uh and Paul?" Niall said confused

"Paul and I were discussing the game plan for the tour," I said

Yeah, that sounded believable right? Good.

"Okay," they all chorused

Now we wait for the pranks to be found, just then

"WHERE ARE THEY!" An angry Zayn said marching down the stairs to Harry

"What are you talking about?" Harry asked

"You took them! I know you did, you said it in this note!" Zayn said and read the note out loud

"Zayn, if you ever want to see your "beauty" supplies again you must fork over Louis's carrots, you have 24 hours.. xx Harry"

"WHAT?" Lou screamed as he ran to the kitchen thing

"WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD!" Lou screamed

"MY FOOD!" Niall screamed as he ran to the fridge

"YOUR FOOD? MY CARROTS ARE GONE! Hey wait, there is a note?" Lou said/ screamed and he read the note out loud

"Lou and Niall, if you give Violet her phone back you can have all the food back. P.s trusting you'll listen to my demands, the food is in Liam's room

-Zayn"

"MY PHONE!" Vi cried out checking her pocket to find no phone

Liam took off to his room to find the food as well as Niall and Louis, Liam was sort of a neat freak so he didn't want anyone in his room tearing it up

"AHHHHHHH! SPOONS! GET THEM AWAY! GET THEM AWAY!" Liam screamed and ran down stairs jumping on Paul for protection

So much for being "Daddy Direction."

"There is another note!" Niall screamed

"Liam, you really need to stop hacking Harry's twitter. It's not nice. There for I did this to teach you a lesson. xx Louis SuperMan Tomlinson"

"I never did this!" Lou screamed

Paul and I look at each other and completely lost it, we were crying because we laughed so hard and everyone was just giving us confused looks

Then it clicked in their small heads

"YOU DID THIS!" They all screamed at me and Paul

Me and Paul looked at each other and ran out the door for sweet life.

This reminded me of when I was little, always running up and down hotel hallways

We were doing pretty good but stupid Louis and him being fast caught up to Paul and tackled him down with a scream leaving me running for my life

Soon enough I was tackled as well by Harry, well this won't end good. We were both caught and the boys and Vi looked so angry, but in a "lol I'm going to "kill" you" way, you know the jokingly way? I don't know, but they weren't really mad, but they were laughing actually, but they were gonna get revenge, you could see it in their eyes,

All of a sudden my eyes got really heavy when Harry put a cloth over my face, wait.

Was that chloroform? Where in the hell did they get that! I looked at Paul and he was passed out. Oh shit.

Soon enough everything went black

This won't end well.

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A/n: hello! Well I am in the car on my way to Myrtle! I can't wait!

Thank God for for IPhones or else i would be so bored.

I had 3 coffees and I am jumping up and down. It took me 5 minutes to write this whole thing. I like coffee it's really good.

Did you know coffee makes you stay awake? Cause if you didn't wooooow, well maybe I should try to calm my butt down cause I am seriously jumping up and down in the car and my padre is looking at me as if I were crazy, he had 4 coffees but he's so calm.

NO FAIR! Well I hope you liked this chapter! I love you all! See you tomorrow! Oh and a lot of people are asking me to see pictures of my vacation when i get there, so read the next "not chapter" thing that's after this for what to follow to see all the pictures I'm going to take. 

Love you all!

xxDannehh