Hello? (Dan Howell x Reader)

Dan's point of view.

I mentally facepalmed myself. Why the fuck did I say she was a teenager. (I told you, there is swearing.) I awkwardly looked at my phone and checked my Twitter, I decided to tweet I am awkwardly sitting next to a girl on the plane and I called her a teenager and she is 23. Help me @AmazingPhil! I heard her talking to Phil for a bit more, she then popped in her ear buds. (Y/N) I didn't know why I had the urge to say it out loud. I got a notification. I just met a cool girl on the plane! Unfortunately, @Danisnotonfire made it awkward. I mentally laughed. Phil was so weird sometimes.

Thirty minutes passed before the flight attendant passed. "Daniel" she nodded towards me "Phillip" she said to Phil. I smiled, "Hey Betty!" She looked at (Y/N) and gave us a look. "Daniel, is this your girlfriend or is it Phillips?" (Y/N) blushed and stuttered "N-No m-m-ma'am." Betty said "Peanuts or Chips?" I looked at Betty a little longer. "Here are your maltesers Daniel" she handed me the holy bag of chocolate covered deliciousness. Phil got peanuts and (Y/N) got (Chose peanuts or Chips/Crisps) I happily munched on my maltesers. Suddenly a song started playing over the speaker. "What the pancake?" Said Phil. (Y/N) started tapping her foot and nodding her head. It was Don't Threaten Me with a Good time by Panic! At the Disco. Why the he'll were they playing it on a plane? Probably for some viner. Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, And most things in between! I roam the city in a shopping cart! A pack of camels and a smoke alarm! I started lip syncing and Phil soon joined. (Y/N) awkwardly smiled at us. She wasn't affected by our weirdness, she was weird. She started chatting to Phil again and I observed her. No I am not staring, just casually looking at her. She had (E/C) eyes that looked pretty nice with her (H/L) (H/C) hair. She was wearing a (F/C) shirt and black skinny jeans with black converse. Her hair was nice and (your hair style! Thick, thin, straight, wavy, and etc.) It was tied up in a bun/down because her hair was short. (For all my short haired readers) She caught my eye.

"Yes?" She asked. Oh shit. "I wanted to tell Phil something" I stated. She raised an eyebrow and said "Are you sure? It looked like you were looking at me." I felt heat rushing to my face. "No, I just was trying to get his attention" I said pointing my finger at him. She laughed and tapped Phil on the shoulder. "Your brother wants to talk to you" Phil looked confused "But, Martyn isn't here." She rolled her eyes "I meant Dan" Phil mother an Oh. "We aren't brothers (Y/N) I am too amazing to be his brother" Phil started to laugh as I facepalmed myself. (Y/N) looked confused, "What's so funny?" I pointed at her phone "May I use it?" She gave me a look that said No way you peasant, mine. "Fine, go on YouTube." She clicked on the app and clicked on the search button. "Search AmazingPhil" she looked it up and Phil's channel appeared. She smiled and subscribed, she then clicked on Phil is not on fire 7 and put in her ear buds. She didn't stop smiling throughout the entire video, she even tried to keep herself from laughing at the mushroom dildo part. Me and Phil casually looked over her shoulder to see the video. She then found my channel in the bio and subscribed to me. She watched
The top ten Dan memes of 2015. She smirked when she saw the thumbnail of me reacting to my fist video and she scrolled all the way down and clicked it "Jesus Christ help me" the plane was filled with the sound of multiple kids screaming and so she took out her ear buds and played it. "Hi, so my name is [Dan]" I covered my ears. After three minutes she ended my torture and put in the ear buds. She kept looking at me and then fetus me. I wish that I had never told her my channel.

(Did you guys enjoy my first Dan POV? It will switch between you and him, I don't think Phil will have a POV. If you guys want a Phil POV then please comment. Also I am sorry for the Panic! At the Disco references, I am obsessed with the new album so yeah. Thank you AnnabethxGranger for being my first follower, this chapter is dedicated to her!)