Being Sassy Is Wonderful

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"Guys we're doomed.",said Taurus.

"What now?",said Pisces. "Please I don't want any more trouble. I'm already nervous."

"He's coming."

"Who?"

"Jason Grace. It's Orion who could it be?"

"I was slightly hoping it would be Jason Grace but never mind.."

"Guys shut up. Let's look like we're tough or something."

"We are tough.",said the fire signs.

"Shut up. Please.",said Capricorn.

The signs stayed together. They look at one other but after at Orion. The man came up to them and patted Gemini's head.

"The frickity frick leave me alone."

"Well well kids,how are you feeling at the moment?"

"Well,first of all,it would be highly appreciated if you'd stop calling us kids since we lived for more than two thousand years. Second of all, it would be impossible to feel happy if someone who wants to kill us is in front of us.",said Capricorn.

"SUCK IT",said Sagittarius.

"High five bro",said Virgo.

"Ha ha ha. Very funny guys. You think you can over power me?"

"Technically speaking,yes. Everybody knows about us....and who knows about you? You're just a piece of constellation stuck up in the sky,being jealous of us,the 12 famous zodiac signs. Logically speaking,yes as well. That's because you're stupid."

"I don't think you can answer that. See,you got outsmarted by Capricorn, one of the zodiacs. Puh-lease we're awesome.",said Aquarius while doing a hair flip.

"Hah, dumb. All of you 12. You don't know how powerful I am."

"Oooh I'm so powerful. I have a fake glass eye which makes me so cool. I am going to ruin the zodiacs's life. Mwahaha. Oh my God Orion you're such a prick.",said Scorpio.

"Oh now you're talking Scorpio? You never used to talk. Just the quiet one."

"What now? Can't I talk? You wanna make me mad? You want me to rip you off with my own hands? Huh? HUH? You tell me,I'll do it. I'm not scared."

"I know him. He's right Orion.",said Sagittarius.

"Oh my God. I'm so scared oh my God I'm crying. Boo hoo hoo. Oh Libra,are you getting things balanced? 'Cause you don't seem balanced at all today. And Aries,are you on a bad temper right now? Oh I'm so scared."

Then,in all of a sudden an arrow shot through his real eye.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"That's what you get when you make fun of someone's feelings. You want another shot? We are all ready."

"Oh no. He's gonna be angry.",said Cancer.

"AND WE'RE GONNA BE FREAKING ANGRIER. ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!",said Leo.





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