"Hey Pine Tree! This stuff says, "Apply to lips to make kisses better!", A certain blonde haired boy said, a little too enthusiastically.
"Bill, no offense, but that's stuff for girls. Isn't that Mabel's lib balm?"
"But Pine Tree, come on! It's suppose to make kisses better. And we were in her room and she had a two pack, and then she saw that I was looking at them, so she gave me one."
"No."
"Please Dipper..."
"Ugh, fine! Just this once.", a slightly irritated Dipper said. Cipher immediately pulled out a small tube of shimmering lip balm, and applied it to his lips, smashing his lips together to spread the balm evenly. He crawled on the bed were Dipper was reading some sci-fi book. He crawled in between his legs and grabbed Dipper's waist, pulling him up so they were face to face. Bill took the youngers clean-shaved face in his hands, and leaned in for a kiss. They had a heated kiss, that would have resulted in more if Mabel and Pacifica hadn't decided in that moment to walk in without knocking. The two teens were forced to pull away from each other, revealing a shimmering lipped Bill and Dipper.
"Aww, aren't you two cute!", Pacifica said, fangirling over the two. Mabel was equally as excited, running around having a little fangirl moment. They were about to take pictures, but Dipper really didn't want to have people knowing him and Bill were making out while wearing shimmering lip balm.
"I can explain. Bill said that this shit made kisses better, and he was practically begging to use it."
"Okay okay, we believe you. And it's a good look on you Dip. And me and Mabel use it when we're going out and we need a little shimmer. Right Mabel?", Pacifica said, with a smirk, nudging a blushing Mabel.
"Shh Pacifica, we don't need them getting more ideas."
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BillDip and Macifica Oneshots
FanficA bunch of BillDip One-shots/ Drabbles. Smut Warnings and assorted triggers. I'll warn. Maybe one or two Mabcifica one shots. Swearing in most, if not all, of the chapters.