Dipper was playing Call of Duty in the living room. Bill was just preparing lunch in the kitchen. He walked out of the kitchen with a turkey sandwich (no mayo) and a bag of Doritos for Dipper and a bag of corn chips for him.
"Hey there Pine Tree, what'cha playing?"
"Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3."
"What are you doing in the game? Just running around and shooting people right?"
"No, right now I'm stalking Nikolai and I'm fighting Russians. Right now I'm in th-"
"Nikolai! That's HYSTERICAL! Ahahahaha", Bill was laughing like a manic at this point.
"Nikolai! Da Chopper!", Cipher said in a thick, mocking Russian accent.
"Shut Up!"
"And dance with me!", Bill retorted. Dipper sighed, knowing he'd lost this argument and that he'd just gotten wreaked .
"Apply cold water to the burned area.", Bill said quietly, still smirking, holding a glass of water.
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BillDip and Macifica Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of BillDip One-shots/ Drabbles. Smut Warnings and assorted triggers. I'll warn. Maybe one or two Mabcifica one shots. Swearing in most, if not all, of the chapters.
