My baby : I miss you...
You : I miss you too baby.
My baby : You don't understand, I REALLY REALLY miss you!
You : Stop acting like a little baby :P
My baby : But aren't I your baby?
You : Oh my goodness, fine. You can complain. But understand that if I don't reply I'm not dead. I'm just ignoring you because you complain all too much.
My baby : Fine fine. I love you too babe. :) I'll see you like on FaceTime.
You : Okay. Love you :)