ShikaNaru Oneshot - My Moron

The Oneshot - My Moron

~Naruto's POV~

Ino hugged Shikamaru's arm for the fifth time since the group had entered the BQQ place. I grabbed some meat that was done grilling and sighed, feeling aggravated and jealous. I was just about to tell Ino to get off of Shikamaru, but Temari stood up, beating me to it.

"Get off of him!" she exclaimed. "He doesn't even like you!"

"Of course he does!" Ino retorted. "Plus, I'm his team-mate."

The two females continued to argue over Shikamaru, causing my anger levels to rise. Then, I snapped. I slammed my chopsticks on the table, causing everyone, except for the two arguing, to look at me. "Will you two stop bickering?!" I asked, half-yelling.

This caused the two konoichi to look at me. I sighed again, more aggravated than before, and got up.

"I gotta go." I mumbled. "I have to catch up on my training."

"Naruto, wait!" Shikamaru started, then stopped, as he could see I was already out of the booth.

As I left, I looked over my shoulder to see Shikamaru shaking his head in despair, seemingly unhappy.

~Shikamaru's POV~

I sighed softly, lifting my head. I watched Naruto as he left the building. Temari and Ino were staring at the place Naruto was sitting in shock.

'This is such a drag...' I thought as I shook my head in despair.

The two girls that were recently fighting were woken from their trance. Temari sat back down, while Ino detached herself from my arm. They seemed to have forgotten what they had been talking about, for the time being. Choji was the first one to break the silence.

"What... Was that all about?" he asked.

"He always was so troublesome..." I sighed.

~Flashback~

I saw a flash of yellow, blonde, and orange as I was knocked to the ground. I looked to the person that ran into me and was about to say something when I saw him.

'He looks so adorable!'  I thought. (Yes, it's weird. Just deal with it for now. XD I'm working on it.)

The blonde kid looked at me, then shook his fist in the air, shaking me out of my trance. "What's the deal?!" he exclaimed.

"You ran into me!" I retorted.

The kid sighed in defeat and helped me up, then we brushed the dirt off of each other.

"Ugh. Sorry." he said, rubbing the back of his head.

'That's adorable.' I thought, heat rushing to my cheeks. 'Yet, slightly annoying.'

"What the..?" the kid said. He put a hand on my forehead. "You okay? You're cheeks are red. Did you fall too hard?"

I quickly shook my head, the heat increasing. "You sure?" he asked.

"I-I'm positive." I stuttered out. "D-don't worry. I'm f-fine."

"If you say so." he said. "By the way, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. You're Shikamaru Nara, right?

I nodded. "T-that's right. How did you know?"

"Well for one, we're in the same class in the academy." Naruto informed me.

"I remember you." I said, realizing something. "You're that weird knucklehead that everybody makes fun of."

Naruto's face turned red. "S-Shut up!" he stammered.

"Shikamaru!" my father, Shikaku, called. "We'd better get home before your mother kills us."

"Coming!" I called, then turned to face Naruto. "Let's hang sometime. Maybe cloud-watch."

"For sure!" Naruto exclaimed. "Bye Shika-kun!"

"Bye Naruto!" I said, then turned and walked towards my father as I heard a 'whoosh!' behind me.

'Shika-kun, huh?' I thought.

~Present time~

I let out a soft chuckle only Kankaro could hear. He played it off as nothing.

'Good move, Kankaro.' I thought.

I opened my eyes then looked to my left to see Ino clinging to me again. 'Not this again!' I said mentally. Temari was obviously fuming, but trying not to blow her cool. Ino snickered at her, but before Temari could do anything, I pulled my arm away from Ino.

"I oughta check to see if Naruto's doing okay." I sighed. "As much of a drag it is, he should be checked on."

"Then we'll meet some other time?" Choji asked, sounding slightly disappointed.

"Yes." I replied. Choji seemed a bit happier when I said this.

I got up and left, putting my hands into my pockets, then left the building in search of the knuckle-headed ninja.

~Naruto's POV~

"Damn it Shikamaru!" I exclaimed, punching the tree again. "Why is it that every single time we're together, I can never confess my feelings?!"

"Then confess." said a voice that sounded an awful lot like Shikamaru's.

I turned as heat rushed to my face. Shikamaru jumped down from the tree he was in, then walked towards me until we were inches apart. I looked into his dark eyes, the heat in my face getting even more intense. He leaned forward and kissed me.

~Shikamaru's POV~

As I separated from Naruto, I could tell I had begun to blush. Then, Naruto unexpectedly pulled me in and our lips made contact once more. His eyes were tightly shut, and I smiled into the kiss, closing my eyes. I put my hands on his slightly feminine back. We had been together for a good thirty seconds when Naruto broke away.

"Ugh... Moron!" he told himself.

I grabbed his wrist. "Well, you're my moron."

~FIN~

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