Tarlac: Thank goodness Zambales is a boy here... But shes a girl so when you meet her its the WORST and look... Pampanga is a boy again! Also Nueva Ecija is there too! Also Aurora! They looked embarassed
Male! Zambales: WELL SORRY FOR BEING MYSELF
Tarlac: I feel so sorry for Bataan...
Bulacan: FIRE WORKS FIRE WORKS! *accidentally slaps Bataan in the face a million times*
Bataan: aray ko... ❪╥▃╥❫
Nueva Ecija: well Miss Melting Pot of Central Luzon
Tarlac: what -_-
Aurora: *flips hair* what do you think about your short hair *shows scissors*
Tarlac: What do you mean sho-- WHAT!?
Nacia: ATE ATE! YOUR HAIR IS SHOULDER LENGTH AGAIN!
Tarlac: oh, okay. Im good, I was planning to do that anyways
Aurora: I thought she was gonna flip ❪╥▃╥❫
Tarlac: IM GONNA ACT LIKE A DALAGANG FILIPINA!
